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But.. let's ask this quesition lil Winnie....I said this before and I'll say it again.
How does your pimp control you? Is it love? Protection? Beat Downs?"
Inquiring minds want to know. Originally Posted by nuglet
Lol.. I'm coming-- but not until October-ish. Being off 8 months means a lot of catching up with old friends in other cities. Originally Posted by Grace PrestonOver the course of these threads I've become very fond of you. In fact, I think I'm falling in love.
Chanelle,When I read this I thought, "Nah, she won't take the bait. It's too obvious!"
I'm only going to say this once so you better get it right.
Do not post in this thread unless you are giving permission by me or another dude.
Do I make myself clear?
STOP!!! Originally Posted by Treetop78759
Over the course of these threads I've become very fond of you. In fact, I think I'm falling in love.Dear Sir--
Normally I would propose a management offer but not this time.
Move in with me and I can give you eternal life. We belong together forever.
You just don't know it yet but I can assure you that you will one way or the other you will. Originally Posted by Treetop78759
He encourages and affirms me and I need it even more now that mom and dad went to go live with Baby Jesus. Originally Posted by Treetop78759I wonder if you get to choose which Jesus you go live with...
I wonder if you get to choose which Jesus you go live with...
If I could, would I choose living in heaven's manger, feeding and burping little baby Jesus everyday? Will it be all it's cracked up to be? Yeah, I can see it now: "Jesus Christ!, he just bent my halo and spit up all over my new white shirt!"
And teenage Jesus might be awkward, what with all the hormones, pimples and voice change.
I might go with the older Jesus who pours a lot of red wine. I like wine and I'd love to get drunk with Jesus.
Do you think they take reservations? Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch