Famous movie quotes

"Get it ready for me Baby, Cuz Im gonna suck your dick , Like Im mad at it " Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher

"Wiggle your big toe" Uma Thurman Kill Bill

"You cant handle the truth! Jack Nicholson A Few Good Men



"Goshhhh" Nepoleon Dynamite



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[quoting "Self-Pity" by D.H. Lawrence] I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
GI Jane

and lol

[after being brutually beaten during a capture exercise] Master Chief...
Master Chief John Urgayle: Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.
Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Suck my dick!
[captive members of her team start shouting and chanting Hoo Rar after being silent to the Master Chief]




"She Beats him", ..... Hey That was twice and I was out of line " Hangover

Ok Im done lol

Night xo

From Lake Placid - Sheriff Brendan Gleeson to scientist Oliver Platt after Platt has asked if the severed big toe he is holding is the missing deputy (who has been attacked by the giant croc) - "I remember him being taller."

What we have here is failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

From "The Best of Times" with Robin Williams and Jeff Russell. Williams introducing the concept of replaying "the big game" with Russell....

"We're going to breathe new life into the bowels of our souls. We're going to charge into the deepest chambers where demons lurk; we're going to kick the shit out of the little bastards and change the miserable past."

"If I forget to tell you later, I had a great time tonight" Pretty Woman
"Its sort of a socail club, demented and sad but social" Breakfast Club
"I like you, I like sex....its nice" Borat
"That'll do pig, that'll do" Babe
"So, can we have your liver then?" Monty Python Meaning of Life

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God is quite irate." - Michael Palin as a Catholic Englishman in "the Third World - Yorkshire";
"Bring another bucket......and a hose." - John Cleese (as a French waiter);
"It's just a wafer thin mint." - John Cleese (as a French Waiter) to Terry Jones (as a very large patron about ready to explode [literally]) - all from Monty Python's the Meaning of Life

"Bring out your dead!" - Eric Idle (as the Dead Collector);

"That rabbit's dynamite!" - Graham Chapman (as King Arthur);

"Camelot..." - Graham Chapman (as King Arthur)
"Camelot..." - Michael Palin (as Sir Galahad)
"Camelot..." - John Cleese (as Sir Lancelot)
"It's only a model" - Terry Gilliam (as Patsy, King Arthur's horse) - all from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

and my personal favorite....

"Always look on the bright side of life..." - Eric Idle, as a criminal being crucified, Monty Python's Life of Brian

yeah fritz...a fellow MP fan! they are the best

"I like what you've done with the room", Ava Gardner seeing Howard Hughes psychotic, taped off "germ free zones" in the Aviator

"You're a good man Lt.,and a good man always knows his limitations". Dirty Harry after his boss (Hal Holbrook) tells him that he has never drawn his gun.

yeah fritz...a fellow MP fan! they are the best Originally Posted by Angel in KC

It's an unfortunate part of my youth that I spent the best parts of my teenage years watching Monty Python's Flying Circus on PBS Friday nights and can also recite the lines from all three Pyhton movies.

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God is quite irate." - Michael Palin as a Catholic Englishman in "the Third World - Yorkshire";
"Bring another bucket......and a hose." - John Cleese (as a French waiter);
"It's just a wafer thin mint." - John Cleese (as a French Waiter) to Terry Jones (as a very large patron about ready to explode [literally]) - all from Monty Python's the Meaning of Life

"Bring out your dead!" - Eric Idle (as the Dead Collector);

"That rabbit's dynamite!" - Graham Chapman (as King Arthur);

"Camelot..." - Graham Chapman (as King Arthur)
"Camelot..." - Michael Palin (as Sir Galahad)
"Camelot..." - John Cleese (as Sir Lancelot)
"It's only a model" - Terry Gilliam (as Patsy, King Arthur's horse) - all from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

and my personal favorite....

"Always look on the bright side of life..." - Eric Idle, as a criminal being crucified, Monty Python's Life of Brian Originally Posted by fritz3552

How can one forget some lines from the Castle Anthrax...

"Naughty naughty Knute. She must be punsihed. First you must spank her. Then me. Then the rest of us. After that, oral sex."

Then, once Lancelot storms in to "rescue" his brother is arms:

To Lancelot: "You're Gay."
Lancelot: "Am not."

Field of Dreams: "hell, I'd of played for food money." Shoeles Joe Jackson

Eight Men Out: "I still get such a kick out of playing ball, I couldn't give that up." Buck Weaver

in honor of baseball season!

just a couple more from MP. Meaning of life is my fave...obviously
"A tiger? In Africa?"
"You're not qualified!" i say that in real life constantly
"The salmon mousse!"
"I couldnt eat another thing I'm absolutely stuffed" say that one too!
"morning. Morning" as the fish swim around in the beginning
"I'm going to have to sell you all for scientific experiments"

Two of my favs from "Night of the Living Dead:
Reporter: Are they slow moving, Chief?
Chief: Yea, they're dead. They're all messed up!

And
Chief: If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. If you don't get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy!