DEAR FRIENDS: The following retort is reserved for self aggrandizing bad ass redneck white boy assholes who dare think that being big, fat, dumb, drunk and stupid is a tribute to our great state...
There's a reason why GW Bush AND Glenn Beck moved to your part of Texas. they knew they'd be surrounded by the Beverly Hillbillies!
I think you're a horrible reminder of what makes MOST Texans most ashamed and the laughing stock of America.
Let me guess:
You went to Perry's Jesus fest?
You home school your kids?
You wife and girlfriend both know you pay for pussy?
You eat fried everything?
You have a gun rack in your pickup?
You get drunk on Lite beer and fight with other assholes in public?
You talk about rolling homos, Negroes and Messkins?
You're a walking stereotype.
Go back to Kentucky, butthole. You're NO Texan! We've been here since the Civil War. Probably got crosses burned in our yards by your ancestors.
Go fuck yourself goober.
Oh yeah, and please, Bubba, bring your faggot ass down here and I'll pay for a front row seat to watch you get bitch slapped by some of the meanest drag queens in town. Then we'll send you and your starched ass little homo Wrangler blue jeans back up to Bubba land. You'll be able to eat sissy barbecue and suck down your Lone Star lite.
So there, queerbait!
Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
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YR,
Most Texans?? Get a grip, you libtard. Check the list below:
Governor - Republican
Lt. Governor - Republican
State Senate Majority Party - Republican
State House Majority Party - Republican
U.S. Senate Seats - BOTH Republican
U.S. House Delegation - Majority Republican
Since the mid-90's, Republicans have held EVERY elected Statewide Executive position...
I'm not sure where you get that you are anywhere close to being like most Texans. Like I said, you don't belong here, go back to San Fransissysco where you can feel more at home.
As to your drag queen friends in town, I'm sure you're intimately familiar with most of them. I wouldn't want to come between you and them while I'm slugging Lone Star and munchin on BBQ.