Providers and their PERIODS!!!

Jesus lord mods please shut down this thread! I promise if a girl is ragging I will not give her a no review.

Next time a provider uses the "it's natural, I dunno when it's gonna happen" line, i'll use the same when I squirt a load right in their eye....hey, it just happened don't whine about it being gross, it's a natural bodily function. Originally Posted by super_delfin00

…. it just goes to show how UNEDUCATED y'all are
…. Sad sad.
…. I don't "get more bitchy"...
…. maybe she is just a bitch.... Or you are being a rude asshole.
…. you know NOTHING about
…. Chill out.. And move on!! Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

Wow,

We don't know who you are talking to; most of the guy I have met are gentlemen. The total number of times this has happened has to be few compared to the total time spend with guys. So it is not a big deal.

One of the lessons about life that is difficult to learn, for me, is that I need to stop and try to understand what has upset me. If I feel bad, is it because I need to rest. If someone upsets me, it is because of something they did, or is it because of the way that I take it.

"Know thyself" - Socrates

JR

Regular periods do certainly happen and usually when a girl is NOT on birth control. But when a woman is on Birth control, it FUCKS up our bodies and they are hardly ever regular. aka... not knowing when they will start. Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

The Mayo Clinic....
http://www.mayoclinic.org/birth-cont...l/ART-20045136

& Planned Parenthood....
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/hea...ycle-22144.htm

would say otherwise.

The Mayo Clinic....
http://www.mayoclinic.org/birth-cont...l/ART-20045136

& Planned Parenthood....
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/hea...ycle-22144.htm

would say otherwise. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Sorry if I am misunderstanding, but are you saying all women should be able to predict their period? Kinda what it sounded like but not sure if I misunderstood. Well anyway.. here is a quote from the first link you provided..
"However, unscheduled bleeding and spotting often occur during the first few months on this type of regimen. It typically goes away with continued use, but some women continue to have unscheduled bleeding with continuous use of pills."

Sweet jesus........some of y'all have made a mountain out of a molehill.

When a chick gets on the pill, her period is going to be irregular for a few months until her body adjusts to the pill.

When a chick doesn't take the pill, her period could be on time, could be early or could be late.

A period isn't like scheduling an appointment with the dentist, the chick doesn't know what time of the day it'll start.......but, she has a good idea of what day.

Ladies have the choice of working through their period and not saying a word or offering just BJ's/Greek whatever or not work at all. But, the guy should always be given a heads up around/during the period even if you are using a sponge. Its called common courtesy.

Personally, I don't work during my period because its not something I'm comfy with. I'll use a sponge a day or two before my period and I'll let my client know via phone that way he doesn't make a wasted trip if he's not cool with it and they've always been cool with it. They appreciate the heads up rather than being lied to.

Hope that clears it up for a few folks, especially the guy who said he'd shoot his load in a chicks eye or whatever he said. Now THAT would just go over great with me, should try it to see what happens there dear fellow. lol

Oh and ladies, the makeup sponges are nice, but all natural sea sponges are the best to use during that time.

Sweet jesus........some of y'all have made a mountain out of a molehill.

When a chick gets on the pill, her period is going to be irregular for a few months until her body adjusts to the pill.

When a chick doesn't take the pill, her period could be on time, could be early or could be late.

A period isn't like scheduling an appointment with the dentist, the chick doesn't know what time of the day it'll start.......but, she has a good idea of what day.

Ladies have the choice of working through their period and not saying a word or offering just BJ's/Greek whatever or not work at all. But, the guy should always be given a heads up around/during the period even if you are using a sponge. Its called common courtesy.

Personally, I don't work during my period because its not something I'm comfy with. I'll use a sponge a day or two before my period and I'll let my client know via phone that way he doesn't make a wasted trip if he's not cool with it and they've always been cool with it. They appreciate the heads up rather than being lied to.

Hope that clears it up for a few folks, especially the guy who said he'd shoot his load in a chicks eye or whatever he said. Now THAT would just go over great with me, should try it to see what happens there dear fellow. lol

Oh and ladies, the makeup sponges are nice, but all natural sea sponges are the best to use during that time. Originally Posted by MsElena

well said girl.

Expect the unexpected. Go with the flow.

If the unexpected happens put the red wings on your vest and ride on...

Ladies have the choice of working through their period and not saying a word or offering just BJ's/Greek whatever or not work at all. But, the guy should always be given a heads up around/during the period even if you are using a sponge. Its called common courtesy.

I'll use a sponge a day or two before my period and I'll let my client know via phone that way he doesn't make a wasted trip if he's not cool with it and they've always been cool with it. They appreciate the heads up rather than being lied to.

Oh and ladies, the makeup sponges are nice, but all natural sea sponges are the best to use during that time. Originally Posted by MsElena

FINALLY!!! A hooker that gets it.

I don't have a period! don't miss it one little bit either!
NO, its not menopause
I just take my pills continuously and don't take a "week" off so, no period happens. I am not a doctor, but my doctor said it is just fine
I love that I never have to cancel due to this problem. also, they make these plastic "cups" to put around your cervix and it captures all the blood. they work really well.....if I recall...its been years!

Not all guys flip out about shit like that. Some do, but dont make a big deal of it. And then the few that absolutely flip out are those that don't care to know about the female body. Some women have no clue when it arrives, others see it like an atomic clock. Some have heavy ones, some don't. Some have to have their tubes taken out in HS. Its lack of understanding and the secrecy we hold over it. Frankly, I could care less. In fact, I've had women tell me its refreshing to actually have a straight guy to talk openly about it with. Originally Posted by Saintliest

I find your take to be both understanding and objective..in fact I see quite a bit of objectivity from most of the guys who responded. There were a few sophmoric remarks to be sure but overall I see mostly support and understanding...

After reading all of these posts by the men here, it just goes to show how UNEDUCATED y'all are about the woman body. Sad sad. Originally Posted by Ember Simmers

You know Sweetie...maybe you should re-read all of the replies "by the men here"...perhaps we are not all as "UNEDUCATED" as you think..

One time I was having an encounter with a good friend and after we indulged in 69 for some time, we switched to CG and mother nature came calling with quite a deluge..
She was embarrassed and apologetic...I laughed and replied that I was glad it didn't happen a few minutes earlier...

Lighten up....Shit happens...

Sweet jesus........some of y'all have made a mountain out of a molehill.

When a chick gets on the pill, her period is going to be irregular for a few months until her body adjusts to the pill.

When a chick doesn't take the pill, her period could be on time, could be early or could be late.

A period isn't like scheduling an appointment with the dentist, the chick doesn't know what time of the day it'll start.......but, she has a good idea of what day.

Ladies have the choice of working through their period and not saying a word or offering just BJ's/Greek whatever or not work at all. But, the guy should always be given a heads up around/during the period even if you are using a sponge. Its called common courtesy.

Personally, I don't work during my period because its not something I'm comfy with. I'll use a sponge a day or two before my period and I'll let my client know via phone that way he doesn't make a wasted trip if he's not cool with it and they've always been cool with it. They appreciate the heads up rather than being lied to.

Hope that clears it up for a few folks, especially the guy who said he'd shoot his load in a chicks eye or whatever he said. Now THAT would just go over great with me, should try it to see what happens there dear fellow. lol

Oh and ladies, the makeup sponges are nice, but all natural sea sponges are the best to use during that time. Originally Posted by MsElena

Nothing like getting the provider's view of what we learned in junior high health class. But thanks for the refresher.

Some of you guys need to just man up its been my experience that women on their period have a tendency very horny and the sex tends to be better when the woman is really into it. also just to share a recent experience I was daty with my gf the other day and then moved on to really great sex and about half way thru we noticed that she had started her period 3 days early talk about dodging a bullet so it can happen spontaineously and be caused thru intercourse...... I'm with destinys guys throw a towell down and get busy........ calll me gross but I know that 90% of the time if she says I'm on my peoiod that just means the sex is gonna be great

"So let's not make the situation worse and go write a NO review on the girl. "


And why would anyone want to make it worse for the poor girl?? The OP certainly didn't as the first thing I did was go back and find a bloody review and compared the dates and WALA! I figured out who the bloody culprit was! So the op's 'trying to be helpful thread' only put the poor girl on the spot more.

And secondly, how sexy is it that half of the ladies on here own up to humping on their periods?? Ok, so you guys are ok with doing it to a sponge barrier for the vagina? I'm sorry, but I don't participate in sexual activities while on my cycle. Its uncomfortable, smells like period and its nowhere near sexy. Yes, the sponges are great to have on me around the time I'm about to start, but not to stuff up my vagina and go sponge fuck someone's brains out.

My oh My......