ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNORainman
uh-oh fart Originally Posted by geniusman
"Are you a MexiCan, or a MexiCan't?"
- guest070311-3
- 07-25-2010, 09:40 AM
"Are you a MexiCan, or a MexiCan't?"
- ANONONE
- 07-25-2010, 03:55 PM
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
"Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are."
"Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are."
- gman44
- 07-25-2010, 09:20 PM
ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICOJOE SOMEBODY
"Volomin, from Starke Pharmaceuticals. Making you better than you really are. Possible side effects may include: depression, general discomfort, headaches, blurred or distorted vision, loss of balance, dry mouth, numbness, periodontal disease, lock jaw, tremors, heart palpitations, varicose veins, liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight, early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest, and in extremely rare cases... death... Volomin. Making you better than you really are." Originally Posted by ANONONE
Thank the lord for this bountiful penis
- MaxiMilyen
- 07-26-2010, 07:09 AM
The Smpsons Movie
Note to self: Making love to blow up doll NOT as good as advertised.
Note to self: Making love to blow up doll NOT as good as advertised.
- gman44
- 07-26-2010, 07:08 PM
- DallasRain
- 07-26-2010, 08:56 PM
Brian Griffin: I fu&ked your dad!
Quagmire's Dad
Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother’s Day .... his dad got a sex change
Season: 8 Episode: 18
Total Episode Count: 144
Aired: May, 9, 2010
Quagmire's Dad
Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother’s Day .... his dad got a sex change
Season: 8 Episode: 18
Total Episode Count: 144
Aired: May, 9, 2010
- ANONONE
- 07-26-2010, 09:06 PM
DIRTY WORKSLEEPERS
Michael was the most sexually experienced of us, which means he had kissed a girl on more than two occasions Originally Posted by geniusman
"Well, in boxing, you know, there's always that first moment, and you see it in the challenger's face. It's that moment that he feels the impact from the champ's first jab. It's kind of a sickening moment, when he realizes that all those months of pep talks and the hype, the psyching yourself up, had been delusional all along. You could see it in Frost's face. If he didn't know the caliber of the man that he was up against before the interview started, he certainly knew it halfway through the President's first answer."
- MaxiMilyen
- 07-27-2010, 07:34 AM
Frost/Nixon
Mmm. Legs. I dont care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. Whats between em... passport to heaven.
Mmm. Legs. I dont care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. Whats between em... passport to heaven.
- Hot to Trot Daphne
- 07-27-2010, 07:16 PM
SCENT OF A WOMAN
A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
- MaxiMilyen
- 07-28-2010, 02:56 AM
The Devil's Advocate
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
- enderwiggin
- 07-28-2010, 03:11 AM
Pretty Woman
BITE YOUR TEETH INTO THE ASS OF LIFE!!
BITE YOUR TEETH INTO THE ASS OF LIFE!!
- UTR4Passion
- 07-28-2010, 06:57 PM
BIG NIGHT
"For god's sake, Ms. MAX. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours."
Ms. MAX: "So?"
"Ms. MAX, you're trying to seduce me."
Ms. MAX: [laughs] "Huh?"
"Aren't you?"
NOTE: Slight adaptation for this audience.
"For god's sake, Ms. MAX. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours."
Ms. MAX: "So?"
"Ms. MAX, you're trying to seduce me."
Ms. MAX: [laughs] "Huh?"
"Aren't you?"
NOTE: Slight adaptation for this audience.
- MaxiMilyen
- 07-28-2010, 07:25 PM
BIG NIGHTThe Graduate
"For god's sake, Ms. MAX. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours."
Ms. MAX: "So?"
"Ms. MAX, you're trying to seduce me."
Ms. MAX: [laughs] "Huh?"
"Aren't you?"
NOTE: Slight adaptation for this audience. Originally Posted by UTR4Passion
Think of me, think of me fondly when we say goodbye. Remember me, once in awhile, please promise me you'll try.
- guest070311-3
- 07-29-2010, 12:19 AM
- Guest100610-4
- 07-29-2010, 02:26 AM
Men At Work
"...You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And If you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he will be coming back and back untill one of you is dead."
"...You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And If you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he will be coming back and back untill one of you is dead."