Shayla's Prices Are About to Skyrocket

Another Shayla???

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=89377



Originally Posted by Still Looking

Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

I'm sure thats exactly what you would say... NOT! Look at the picture Mijo... she is saying something with that look. I think its..."you feeling lucky today?" LOL

Shayla's talk about...

...getting your "dick wet" today (http://eccie.net/search.php?searchid=15060468) prompted me into thoughts of our perfect rendezvous.
Looking on the current ECCIE Nat'l horizon, it is evident that I can use your ideas, your posts to create the most decadent and sexy date with Shayla yet! Here's how it should go:

After I PM Shayla my 'Provider References' (o88, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427968), the sexcapades begin...

First, I must start with manscaping, so I 'Shaved My Balls' (JONBALLS, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=425058)

I MUST Tell Shayla up front and wait on her response, 'I'm Done with CBJ' (Burk, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427953)

Once I get the 'thumbs up from Shayla, I further proceed to tell Shayla my 'Oral Needs' (Ms. Athena, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=426141)

Good to go thus far...I make sure that 'MSOG' (Truly Passion http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=415845) are on the menu...they are...Yesss!

She sends me pics for confirmation. I can't help but notice the exquisite furniture and paintings...she asks me if I liked the pics of her, I apologized, I didn't even check her out yet, as I was trying to find the furniture online. So, I just asked her where did she get it from. She was a bit perturbed at first but then was intrigued at my attention to detail, Yes, 'Men Do Pay attention to Backgrounds' (LusciousLacy http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427147)

After my references came thru and we see that there's chemistry from the PMs and emails, I ask her for a dinner date, a meet&greet to be sure she is NOT B&S, but the real deal and not a computer figment. She agrees to meet&greet. Yesssss!

This get very hot as we make small talk and discuss things like, well you know, what do you think about this 'Man who watches porn and he sees his wife on the film'? (pickupkid http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428204)

Shayla begins to tell me that she's a 'PORN STAR' and I'm wondering if this is a ...'Sales tactic, or truth' (llubder http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428042)

Almost ready to leave on me, as I as usual fucked up and pissed off my sexy date, but she sits back down abrubtly (as she's wanting this DICK) and in a somewhat sexy, subdued voice and gorgeous eyes says, "I know a lot about 'The Sport of Fucking'" (LusciousLacy http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427820) AND 'Tasting Your Own Juices' (windowshopper http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428355)

Well damn, Greeaaaaat!!! I'm thincking I hit the jackpot, how shall we proceed?
Shayla asks me "what about 'Overnighter, what's your thoughts?'" (llubder http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428190)

I tell her how much I love, love, love 'WHITE Pussy' and that for this to work there must be 'Mutual Respect' (KelseyKisses http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428452)

Lo and behold we are in the room, ready for the overnight sport fucking that's about to take place. Heated, horny, on edge and ready to tear each other apart, she whispers, "ready to get fucked hard". Well, yeah, uh huh shucks!

That's when the lights go out and oh shit, it starts, fuckin 'SL's Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!' (Still Looking http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=414590)

First she tells me 'Shayla's Prices Are About to Skyrocket' (charlestudor2005 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=376553), and begins to laugh her ass off. (Ah, not funny, eh?)

Then she asks, 'what's so wrong with a fat chick????' (kanadakane12 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=422598). I'm thincking oh shit, what the fuck is up. "Uh nothing, I like variety". Shayla, "okay, hold on, be right back". What the fuck??? is going on...?

She comes back but doesn't get in the bed and says, "I've got some 'Full Lips' for ya (wildwooly1 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427427)

Okay, What the Hell is going on Shayla...she laughs, then says nothin', just kiddin'. "Hey, this is my 'First time using this so not sure if this is the proper place'" (SophiStRhee http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427245)

Not happenin' Shayla, so we proceed to go through the alphabet, indulding in every decadence and making sexy love like lost lovers. Hell, we even came up with all kinds of new 'Hobby Acronyms' (KohanaKoa http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=8752). Yep you guessed it, gotta put it in here-wouldn't be complete without it. She's NOT 'NBA' fellas (Fine_Wine http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=315600)


Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

I must bow to you my friend......

Shayla's talk about...

...getting your "dick wet" today (http://eccie.net/search.php?searchid=15060468) prompted me into thoughts of our perfect rendezvous.
Looking on the current ECCIE Nat'l horizon, it is evident that I can use your ideas, your posts to create the most decadent and sexy date with Shayla yet! Here's how it should go:

After I PM Shayla my 'Provider References' (o88, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427968), the sexcapades begin...

First, I must start with manscaping, so I 'Shaved My Balls' (JONBALLS, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=425058)

I MUST Tell Shayla up front and wait on her response, 'I'm Done with CBJ' (Burk, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427953)

Once I get the 'thumbs up from Shayla, I further proceed to tell Shayla my 'Oral Needs' (Ms. Athena, http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=426141)

Good to go thus far...I make sure that 'MSOG' (Truly Passion http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=415845) are on the menu...they are...Yesss!

She sends me pics for confirmation. I can't help but notice the exquisite furniture and paintings...she asks me if I liked the pics of her, I apologized, I didn't even check her out yet, as I was trying to find the furniture online. So, I just asked her where did she get it from. She was a bit perturbed at first but then was intrigued at my attention to detail, Yes, 'Men Do Pay attention to Backgrounds' (LusciousLacy http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427147)

After my references came thru and we see that there's chemistry from the PMs and emails, I ask her for a dinner date, a meet&greet to be sure she is NOT B&S, but the real deal and not a computer figment. She agrees to meet&greet. Yesssss!

This get very hot as we make small talk and discuss things like, well you know, what do you think about this 'Man who watches porn and he sees his wife on the film'? (pickupkid http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428204)

Shayla begins to tell me that she's a 'PORN STAR' and I'm wondering if this is a ...'Sales tactic, or truth' (llubder http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428042)

Almost ready to leave on me, as I as usual fucked up and pissed off my sexy date, but she sits back down abrubtly (as she's wanting this DICK) and in a somewhat sexy, subdued voice and gorgeous eyes says, "I know a lot about 'The Sport of Fucking'" (LusciousLacy http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427820) AND 'Tasting Your Own Juices' (windowshopper http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428355)

Well damn, Greeaaaaat!!! I'm thincking I hit the jackpot, how shall we proceed?
Shayla asks me "what about 'Overnighter, what's your thoughts?'" (llubder http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428190)

I tell her how much I love, love, love 'WHITE Pussy' and that for this to work there must be 'Mutual Respect' (KelseyKisses http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=428452)

Lo and behold we are in the room, ready for the overnight sport fucking that's about to take place. Heated, horny, on edge and ready to tear each other apart, she whispers, "ready to get fucked hard". Well, yeah, uh huh shucks!

That's when the lights go out and oh shit, it starts, fuckin 'SL's Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!' (Still Looking http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=414590)

First she tells me 'Shayla's Prices Are About to Skyrocket' (charlestudor2005 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=376553), and begins to laugh her ass off. (Ah, not funny, eh?)

Then she asks, 'what's so wrong with a fat chick????' (kanadakane12 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=422598). I'm thincking oh shit, what the fuck is up. "Uh nothing, I like variety". Shayla, "okay, hold on, be right back". What the fuck??? is going on...?

She comes back but doesn't get in the bed and says, "I've got some 'Full Lips' for ya (wildwooly1 http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427427)

Okay, What the Hell is going on Shayla...she laughs, then says nothin', just kiddin'. "Hey, this is my 'First time using this so not sure if this is the proper place'" (SophiStRhee http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=427245)

Not happenin' Shayla, so we proceed to go through the alphabet, indulding in every decadence and making sexy love like lost lovers. Hell, we even came up with all kinds of new 'Hobby Acronyms' (KohanaKoa http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=8752). Yep you guessed it, gotta put it in here-wouldn't be complete without it. She's NOT 'NBA' fellas (Fine_Wine http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=315600)


Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

I must bow to you my friend......
That was pretty damn good!

Shayla is the winner on that one! Originally Posted by canuckvic

C man can you believe the effort he must have put in to make that post! Kids got skills. I had no idea he has spent so much time trying to meet up with Shayla. I have to hand it to him.

I just PM'D her and said I'd give her a grand to wax my ass and I was in! LOL

And whats a pageant with out the swimsuit!!!!

Originally Posted by canuckvic

(do you notice anything in the background, ROFLMMFAO!)

don't worry she will see you mija Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

As I understand it, Shayla really likes fruit, especially in the morning...particularly bananas...LMAO!

(do you notice anything in the background, ROFLMMFAO!)

WHAT???? ijs
Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Wow, this thread is still going? whats been established? Is shayla going to have her own tv show where you guys compete for her love yet? Originally Posted by sensualsanaa

Wow, this thread is still going? whats been established? Is shayla going to have her own tv show where you guys compete for her love yet? Originally Posted by sensualsanaa

Who told???

Have to admit it's quite entertaining!

Mijo... I feel like I owe you a good fuck now.
All this flattery is going to get you everything. Originally Posted by Shayla

Can't wait to read the review!