NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

Need a new coach

The Texans are in terrible shape. It all started three years ago when they passed on Derrick Carr and Jimmy G at the start of the second round and selected an O lineman who has been a complete bust so far. Then last year they burned a first and second to take our QB of the future. Now they have serious issues with the O line and no first or second round picks to address the issue. I think that O'Brien is gone at end of year and unfortunately Mr GM for Life Rick Smith is still here fucking up draft picks

Two biggest issues will be the receivers who do not seem capable of getting open. The O line. These two issues will result in poor QB play no matter who it is. And the defense still seems to have a problem with backs catching passes Originally Posted by BigLouie

You nailed it for now anyway. Is it a good time to remind everyone that our first pick in 2018 is in the 3rd round. No a lot of cap space, so O-line is pretty set for a couple of years. Fun!

Savage is trash, Watson looked good.

GO JAGUARS!!!!!

What's it gonna take for teevee gurus to finally stop broadcasting Texans' games into the North Texas / D-FW area? Watching that flawed team is so depressing.....and embarrassing, as well, when you stop for a second & realize that franchise is actually located in great state of Texas.
Guess it could be worse, I suppose.....(ie: see the Indianapolis Colts).

Well.....at least your cheerleaders are easy on the eye....

Dumbshit Rick, extended DeAndre Hopkins when he should have got Duane Brown in camp somehow someway. We are stuck with Hopkins at a crazy high salary thru 2021. He cannot get open and no longer fights for the ball on 50/50 balls. My section was yelling "That's Fo drops", That's Fi drops" during the game yesterday!! I remember he likes wearing a purse in the old Hard Knocks episodes, No mother fucker that wears a purse deserves a contract extension. Granted we have no other playmakers on Offense so why not extend the pussy WR with a purse!!! FUCK!!!

B'OB is hamstrung with the Dumbshit, cocksucker, idiot, mother fucker Rick Smith. How can you have Kendall Lamb and Breno Giacomini as your starting tackles??? Throw in the worthless draft pick of Xavier Chic fil A O at guard and what can a Head coach do. He can only play the shit the GM provides him. Jags have some serious D Line talent and they beat us up good. I see why B'OB almost said fuck it and left last year. I heard Rick Smith is the Godfather to Bob McNair's family in some way, not sure I believe it but I pity the coach that has this fool providing the players.

WE ARE FUCKED!!! Fuck you Rick Smith!!!! And FUCK YOU Bob McNuttless McNair!! You are the laughing stock owner of the NFL!!!!

I heard Rick Smith is the Godfather to Bob McNair's family in some way.. Originally Posted by Daddio

Yes Rick Smith is the Godfather to one of children of McNair's son. This is why some guys on the radio refer to Rich Smith as GM for Life.

I finally got my hands on a tight sexy jersey. So I see a game date in the near future

Nala, this is a compliment, an XL jersey would be tight around those ginormous titties!!!! Me Likey!!! Why am I craving chocolate milk all of the sudden???!!!??? May have to offer you some tickets for some playtime with you!!!

I wish you would titty slap Rick Smith and basically knock him the fuck out!!!! He is the problem, not the coach, although B'OB isn't coaching very well either.

I finally got my hands on a tight sexy jersey. So I see a game date in the near future Originally Posted by NalaofHouston

Sweetie you could make a burlap sack look sexy !

Brian Cushing just got suspended 10 games for PED. They should cut him, those PEDs sure ain't working. He is shit.

I think that BoB will be gone at the bye week. I see the team being 1-6 or 0-7 at that point.

Rick Smith should go at the end of the year but I doubt it will happen.

The line started out Texans +3.5 now it's up to Texans +7. That's a sizable move, big money on the Bengals.

BO'B has a way of getting things straightened out after a shitty week. This was an extremely shitty week, but I can't see the OLine getting fixed, or any WR suddenly finding their manhood and getting open, or any TE even being able to play, so it will be a tough go for BO'B and poor Watson.

I also sure hope that this Oline bullshit doesn't fuck Watson up. Same situation turned David Carr into a scared little girl and fucked him up good.

Fire Rick, Fire Rick, Fire Rick!!!!!!
Fuck McNair, Fuck McNair, Fuck McNair!!!

Sweetie you could make a burlap sack look sexy ! Originally Posted by swarley69

Thanks hun! Walk around naked...clothes dont matter lol

Cheer up, dear friends. Just remember....there are other gridiron choices right here in our beloved state. And their cheerleaders ain't too bad either~
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That was one of the worse displays of football ever. It is going to be an ugly year