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  • cnym
  • 12-09-2011, 02:53 PM
anger management class aint that bad....as long as you aint got an angry killer in the class with ya!! ummm ouch!! Originally Posted by anita germane
Does that work for Alcoholic Anonymous, if they are in the class, they are Alcoholics
i just heard a story about a lady that got stabbed by a chick in angry management class...
on the lighter side....


santa is coming from under the sea to bring you..some nice ass cars...



but since you like to wreck them... he will give you ships instead that you cant break...



if you break them he will take you to his ice cave till your good...

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Someone is offering newt Gingrich $1M to not run for president...because he won't win what's wrong with thus country
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  • GP
  • 12-13-2011, 01:39 PM
He WON'T win? Do you have a crystal ball?
Well that's not my personal opinion but rather that of the guy offering him the money. And not so much that he won't win but that he wouldn't beat Obama so he would rather him step down to have someone else represent the republican party. If I had a crystal ball I'd be a gamblin man
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Sweet, thanks jymie. mmmmm I will make bigger later. For more room to hide private.
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Well that's not my personal opinion but rather that of the guy offering him the money. And not so much that he won't win but that he wouldn't beat Obama so he would rather him step down to have someone else represent the republican party. If I had a crystal ball I'd be a gamblin man Originally Posted by Whynottry
He WON'T win because he CAN'T win. Independents, swing voters, and, well, women are bound to realize this is the SAME "Newt Gingrich" from 1998. ("Ohhh, I thought he was that OTHER 'Newt Gingrich!'") We already had experiences with this guy and it was ... complicated.

Notoriously bad boss, bad husband, bad Speaker, all around nasty unpleasant person no matter how interesting some people might find his ideas. Americans vote for a candidate that's likeable, and he is not. Clairvoyance or not, some things are just not possible.


IRISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
______________________________ _______
ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.

_______________________ ___________
ASIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens.

Third Date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.

______________________________ ______
INDIAN WOMEN:

First Date:
Date is arranged by her parents.

Second Date:
Wedding date is set.

Third Date:
Wedding night.

______________________________ _______
BLACK WOMEN:

First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.
______________________________ ___________
MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her car.

Second Date:
She's pregnant.

Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters,
her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

______________________________ _______________
JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress her.

Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image.

Third Date :
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier.

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ARAB WOMEN:

First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date:
You are shot dead. She is beheaded by her father for
bringing shame to her family and the Arab community.

No Third Date!!
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The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?