YummyMarie: a place for her random ideas, thoughts, and musings

Okay peeps...here we go again :-)

June 12, 2013

1. Is there anything that anyone could have told you that would have made your first sexual experience better? Do you think you would be better off if you had waited longer to have sex? If you had started earlier? Was sex what you imagined it to be?

2. What are some of your favorite stories told about your grandparents?

1. My first sexual experience was amazing. It was in a hotel in Lucerne on the lake. I was 14. She was 17. It was a chaperoned trip through Europe for 3 weeks. The hotel we were staying in kept the keys in the doorknob of the unoccupied rooms, so we just grabbed one.

I would have started sooner if I could have.

2. Anything about growing up in the depression, and fighting in WWII. All 4 of them grew up in agrarian communities that were hit hard by the dust bowl. Entire communities banded together to help make sure people had enough to eat. For entertainment they'd walk a few miles to a community area for a regular dance. There were no jobs to speak of.

I feel like we're losing something as a country as that generation fades away.

1. The first time for both of us on our wedding night. I was 19 she was 18. We spent many years learning together. All of this bare back and now I have to suffer with a boot on. Lately I have been with some wonderful women and learned things I only dreamed of.
2. Grand parents that I have enjoyed learning from. My great Grand dad taught me that you were only as good as your word. He taught me that life was better if you enjoyed a laugh every day.

1. My first time sucked. I was 16 and with my boyfriend at the time. I was left to house sit for a friends house as they went out of town on a family trip. The house was cold. We were nervous but intent on using our time to do the deed. Covered up, and hopped on for CG...wasn't all that good...no fireworks and i was self conscious about my body as he looked up at me. About a minute in I figured we should change positions, and he stopped me. He gave me a smirk and said he came already...smh!!! Never did it with him again. Now the second time was with a subsequent boyfriend and THAT was a completely different story!!!

2. One day my father refused to go to school. My grandmother looked at him with tears in her eyes and told him he could stay home if he was okay working with his hands the rest of his life. She showed him her scarred and calloused hands from a lifetime of cotton picking and kitchen work. He went to school that day and everyday after that. He only works with his hands when he chooses to enjoy the outdoors now.

What's funny is that I was totally going to PM you on Sunday evening! But I didn't want to seem like a crazy 'tard...

Next time I'm there, I want to visit "Lotus of Siam" for dinner. We ran out of time when I was there :-( Originally Posted by YummyMarie

There are so many little hole in the wall, out of the way places to eat! Just about any kind of food you can think of.

Crazy 'tard?......well I think we have already established that!
We are all crazy 'tards in our own ways.

1. Pre-internet era, lived in a small town, 17 before I figured masturbation out, 1 date in high school, first sex was with my wife (then fiancee) about 5 months before we got married. It felt good, but in retrospect we were both terrible. Fortunately we were best friends first and eventually got much better at it. 43 years later we are still together and still best friends. Our sex is and always has been more affectionate than fireworks. But that is fine because we've had an agreement since before we were married (children of the 60s and all that) that discreet play on the side is OK, just not with friends, neighbors or coworkers. The best pure sex I've had has been with providers I clicked with. Yummy Marie is absolutely amazing in her range, from sweet and affectionate, to moderately hard core sensual domination (but still with a smile and affection).

2. I didn't know my grandparents well. Probably my favorite stories were of my small, wiry paternal grandfather, who was a quiet but doting grandfather in his 80s when I first met him. Turned out he had been foreman at a rock quarry and quite a noted knife fighter--and had the scars to prove it.

Just found out I'm headed to Austin/San Marcos/San Antonio area this weekend. Excited!

June 13, 2013

1. What is your sexiest feature?

2. If you could have free, unlimited, service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose and why?

June 13, 2013

1. What is your sexiest feature?
All of me....


2. If you could have free, unlimited, service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose and why? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

The cook.

Why drive when you can fly.
Housekeeper/Personal Secretary??? I got a Potts/JARVIS.
The suits have a built in massage feature.

1. Eyes

2.Cook that specializes in mediterranean food

1. That's hard to answer. Perhaps that I genuinely love the company of women, and really listen to them, I think. What would you say YM?
2. Oh, masseuse for sure, not even close.

1. I was informed it was eyes, but I think my BRAIN is my sexiest feature!

2. Housekeeper. I hate cleaning. You can always go get the other services easily when you need them.

Is this sexist feature from personal opinion or popular consensus?

Housekeeper for sure, so I don't have to blame myself when I can't find something.

1. What is your sexiest feature?

My ability to be in the moment.

2. If you could have free, unlimited, service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose and why?

Personal secretary. I've had one before, and I will have one again. My life runs much smoother when I have someone else taking care of all the shit I don't want to bother with.

But I lose some sense of privacy about my foibles, so that's the tradeoff.