Constructive Feedback...:)

^^^Oh the comic irony of that last statement Originally Posted by dearhunter

I knew you'd appreciate that bait ;-)

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I felt obligated to reply to this thread since its written about me. I love the love circle going on here, book club, compliments refund etc. Zanzibar I think you should propose to SG

I dont need an apology or refund. I wasnt trying to be rude SG. As I mentioned on my review I struggled to give yes or no. Because she did dress what I asked and did MSOG actually in 20 min. Hehe. I didnt walk away when I saw her and I contacted her for the first place. I never walk away even though there are times I said ohh God, I go for the mission and I complete it. I am a lil shy maybe walking away is not my thing. I should work on that.

She did what she is supposed to and provided the service. However I struggled to say yes because I wouldnt go again and if I knew I wouldnt go for the first place. I have a friend asked me after I get back he said How was it, I told him the same thing I wrote on my review. Providers shouldnt expect yes recommendation all the time and hobbiest shall provide honest review. Its all good at the end its my opinion not yours. Here is my list of questions though

1. She stated age 44 in her showcase. Really? Thats misleading. If you are so honest to refund me tell us the truth.

2. When were the showcase pictures taken? Recently? Or several years ago?if recent why asked me if she looked like her showcase pictures
3. Providers are not supposed to read the reviews. How do you know what I write about you. Thats against eccie rules right?
4. How do you price yourself 300 per hr level? If so girls like pennyN are $250 and lower. Are you sure you are on that price range? Or compatible to that level?
5. Lets just be honest, who was supposed to pay who? Are you the provider or am I the jigolo? Again maybe this is part of my fault but strategically taken pics and age disclaimer was misleading also no face picture but again I respect your privacy.
6. You are not supposed to give details about our sessions like 2 bells etc. I am the one who has right to write a review.

Mickdicker. Originally Posted by Mickdicker


Sir Mickdick...

I am a tad bit confused as to why you are so very hostile... Statistically speaking I was bound to get a "NO" review at some point... and I understand that not everyone is going to "CLICK'...

However, because I believe in both myself, my body and my BCD skills I offered you a complete refund... I have never had to LIE to make money... I work VERY HARD every single day and since, you were dissatisfied with your time with me I took a LOGICAL and PRACTICAL approach to the situation..

Since, I have not had a NEGATIVE review I needed to address the issue... Prior to this I did not have a NEGATIVE REVIEW policy... However, I am 100% confident in myself, my looks and my skills behind closed doors...

Not once have I said a negative word towards you... I have not asked for the review to be removed... I have not bashed or hurled pejoratives... I have simply stated that I am sorry that you were disappointed in your session and I offered to refund your money.

Now... since, you have decided to be surly I would like to address your "COMPLAINTS" in a logical and non-emotional manner:

1. She stated age 44 in her showcase. Really? Thats misleading. If you are so honest to refund me tell us the truth.

I became Slave Guinevere at the age of 41 right before my 42 birthday... Here are a few reviews to document that I have aged accordingly over the last three years:

Tomslick46 1-10-2012

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=359988

**I had the pleasure of enjoying Tomslick46 on my 42nd birthday... To this day it is one of my fondest birthday memories... we had a wonderful sexual adventure and then we discussed music and literature while sipping on a few glasses of white wine...

The Gman 1-1-2013

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=635361

** This review was written right before my 43rd birthday... He is also a Houstonite and a regular that I have seen for years... He is smart, intelligent, young, and a DYNAMO in the SACK!!

Old Yeller 1-31-2014

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=970807

** This review was written shortly after my 44th birthday and I had the pleasure of not only pleasing and serving OY but a beautiful young lady by the name of Parisplz... What can I say? OY has almost complete ownership of MY ASS!!



2. When were the showcase pictures taken? Recently? Or several years ago?if recent why asked me if she looked like her showcase pictures


** Again... Really??? Obviously you have not done your research because I have used photos to record my recovery from a broken fibula 5 years ago...for 4 months I was in a cast and then I spent the next 8 months recovering from foot drop... so, I had to relearn how to walk...

I probably have more CURRENT PHOTOS then any other provider on this site...






3. Providers are not supposed to read the reviews. How do you know what I write about you. Thats against eccie rules right?


** Actually, I am not sure why you gave me a NO review and I have no desire to read what you wrote about me... The reason doesn't really matter to me... What does matter was you were not satisfied with your time with me and as someone who takes pride in both her appearance and her business acumen then I offered you a COMPLETE REFUND...

Something, you refuse to accept... which I cannot understand... if you were unhappy... then take the refund... I do not need your review to be removed...

I accept that you did not find me attractive and I am ok with that... I am not ok with you to continue to say disparaging remarks about me when I have done everything that I can to rectify the situation...


4. How do you price yourself 300 per hr level?

Because I am worth $300/ 60 min... But I appreciate your rude pm last night telling me that I was not worth what I am asking... However, since you only booked a 30 minute appointment then I am not sure why my hourly rate is an issue with you... Care to explain?

I have 249 "Yes" reviews who say that I AM worth $300/ 60 minutes and I am ok with one gentleman saying that I am not... See, it is called being mature and logical...


If so girls like pennyN are $250 and lower. Are you sure you are on that price range? Or compatible to that level?

Lol... Seriously? Yes, I am worth every penny and I am soooo confident in both my appearance and my bcd skills that I didn't bat an eye at refunding you your donation... Yet, you refuse to accept it...

It is almost as if you had an agenda...

5. Lets just be honest, who was supposed to pay who?

Unless, you have a showcase and are a secret TS then that is an obvious answer... You contacted me based on my photos and my reviews so, you pay me...

However, since you were not happy I am being a professional and I am offering to return your money... Seriously, the $160 is not a big deal to me... Just name the Starbucks and I will meet you with a nice card, 160 in cash and we will part ways...


Are you the provider or am I the jigolo?

Seriously? Do you honestly think that you are that attractive and that good? Lol... Ok, I am not even going to go there with you...Insults are not my thing...

Honestly, I prefer older men... I have found that their intellect and maturity appeals to someone of my scientific nature... They have a great deal of patience with me and they love to let me explore my naughty thoughts and fantasies... Because of these men I have had the pleasure of exploring my inner NYMPHO!! So, you sir... would not be on my list to call...


Again, maybe this is part of my fault but strategically taken pics and age disclaimer was misleading also no face picture but again I respect your privacy.


Really? Do you honestly respect my privacy? Because even though I was on time... polite... respectful... and let's be honest... I fucked the hell out of you TWICE and I barely broke a SWEAT!! You see... that is the benefit of having sex with an endurance athlete... I approach life and sex with an animalistic passion that defies description...

Am I the youngest provider? No, nor do I want to be... I try to be the best looking 44 year old provider that I can be and I have never had to lie, steal or cheat to become successful... Hence, my offer of a refund...


6. You are not supposed to give details about our sessions like 2 bells etc. I am the one who has right to write a review.

Yes, you do have the right to write a review!! I have not once said that you should not have written a review of me... I merely responded with a very genuine and sincere apology and during the course of 24 hours you have continued to bash me...

Since, I was THERE I am allowed to discuss what happened between the two of us... For someone who was so incredibly disgusted by me you had NO TROUBLE getting an erection not ONCE but TWICE and you came BOTH times with little to no effort on my part...

Now, before you claim that you took viagra before entering the hotel I would caution you that viagra and it's cousins have a tendency to DELAY ORGASM sometimes to the point of hours after play has occurred...

Take the refund... it is not a big deal to me...and in the end we will both be happy...


LuckOfTheOrient's Avatar
Wow.
You do not look 44 years old to me.
LexusLover's Avatar


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Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere
Exceptional.
inspector farquar's Avatar
I like her.
dearhunter's Avatar
I call bullshit. You did not have to say anything negative toward the fucktard. Others did it for you.

You knew that would happen.......too many pussies around here for it not to happen.

By extension, it is nearly impossible for the sheep to praise your golden calf with out beating down the reviewer.

When a retarded whore goes so far as to suggest you put the OP on alert for writing a "no" review, I can't fault the fucktard for getting a little riled up.

But, it is all good........this is Houston, and we know what to do with these kinds of threADs.

The rest of you whores pay attention like the WKs said........this is how you do it.......ijs
LexusLover's Avatar
I call bullshit. You did not have to say anything negative toward the fucktard. Originally Posted by dearhunter
"You" meaning the OP, I hope.

And before your PTSD surfaces, my "observation" was a remark about her physical appearances in the pic.
Stupid fucktard didn't have to keep showing his ass to everyone! He could have accepted the refund, his review is unchanged. His credibility is completely gone at this point. As many of his prospects in scheduling any providers smart enough to use the search function are. He should have shut up and not made an ass out of himself.
dearhunter's Avatar
I save the PTSD for modtards



monkey man, you crack me up..........chase that bone
inspector farquar's Avatar
I still like her.
dearhunter's Avatar
Nothing wrong with that.........I fucked I-10 Melissa and couldn't look away during that dance........we all have our shipwrecks.
SpiceItUp's Avatar
^ she got them moves like Jagger

I'm just saying. If there's a reviewer that is bashing restaurants that serve good food, with great service, just because the decor wasn't to his liking because he likes rustic and it was modern? Other restaurants will appreciate knowing who he is so they can stop him at the door. No need to invite negative attention to your business that you feel would be unearned. No, not everyone is going to click with everyone, but by his own admission, she did everything right, even offering a refund, and he continues to bash her. Would I and other ladies like to refuse someone like that service before we're burned? Hell yes I would. Write honest reviews all you want. But understand that if in a case like this it seems undeserved other than "your taste," AND you're an asshole to her afterward when she offers to refund you, we might tell you to fuck off.
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Guinevere never disappoints.

You're up for a good fuck...you'll get served.

You're up for a grown up conversation with a glass of wine during lunch/dinner? You won't have enough time... she's classy, charming and entertaining.

You're up for the wildest ride your mind can put together? She'll cover that and add some more for you.

You're up for making a fool of yourself? Well guess what? DUDE...YOU GOT SERVED!!! She bitch-slapped you all over, and over. The refund was kind of 1 of a kind move, confirming that you were not dealing with some low-life girl.

Guinevere...Hoping to see you during my next stay in SA

Weekend is here - Cheers!