Anyone else who would like to be adopted I am accepting applications via PM. This way you don't have to be ashamed about begging and pleading to be saved in front of all of the other prostitutes.
I also promise not to hold the avalanche of poor life choices you have made in your chronological adulthood against you.
Please be aware that as soon as I hear from the little minx her application goes right on top of the pile and yours goes straight into the shitter where it belonged in the first place.
Thank you.