Or else just have less to say, as it all has pretty much been said before. Repeatedly.
Originally Posted by TinMan
Ditto, Tinman.
Out of all my 100 or more reviews the one I wish hadn't been lost in the numerous ASPD crashes was the MMFFF review I did when "Big Member" and I were visited by "Mama Mavis, Mary Beth Satterwhite and Bovina Hampton" for an outcall to Big Member's loft converted from an old Sinclair Gas Station.
It was where we used the grease rack as an elevator to get to his spacious bedroom and it was also where he and Mama Mavis "invented" the CFE (Ceiling Fan Experience) but eventually wound up exhausted because they couldn't slow down the rheostat.
It would have been a swell evening for all had not Big Member skipped the foreplay with Mama Mavis and lustfully sped past helping her off with her wooden leg.
We spent hours watching Big Member pick out the splinters. I just held the magnifying glass - honest. Mary Beth, Bovina and Mama Mavis were real troupers. I still remember Bovina's tits. They were udderly fantastic.