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Dang... most of their pics .... before and after .... look better than me ... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

You were in the Rolling Stones at begininng, right?

You were in the Rolling Stones at begininng, right? Originally Posted by pyramider

Yea ... but they kept saying ... who's the old guy... and I said.... I'm not old... I'm just having my 19th Nervous Breakdown ... and Mick said that's kinda catchy... and the rest is history...

Next time I'll tell ya about the time I gave them my recipe for Goats Head Soup...

Ratboy Stop with the pictures of your extended family Ava, is there some particular reason you have to yell at the top of your lungs with the insane caps and bold face font. Chill, move away from the keyboard, and take the drums you are beating with you.

Is it just me or 101,000 reviews over 4 years is 69.17 reviews every single day. Just a thought

R Originally Posted by romab

It was nice to meet You, Thanks

If I had 34 girls working a day and each of them did about 10 shows a day that means that we were only getting 70 reveiws out of 300 a day not bad I think. Have a magical day! A V A * L O V E

If I had 34 girls working a day and each of them did about 10 shows a day that means that we were only getting 70 reveiws out of 300 a day not bad I think. Have a magical day! A V A * L O V E Originally Posted by Ava Love

What the hell are you talking about?

Do the crack attacks hurt when you have them.

Where have you been?

Trying to see your point with that post. Please enlighten me.

You were in the Rolling Stones at begininng, right? Originally Posted by pyramider

Every pic I see of Mick Jagger, he has his mouth wide open. . He has a big ass mouth.

hahahahaha......your probably super hott the way you talk about yourself ....lets get a pic?????before and after lmao Originally Posted by sexialexis86

PLEASE, NO! Trust me, Alexis, you don't want to see TMFT's BEFORE or AFTER pics.

The BEFORE looks like ME (and you know how bad a sight that is)...and the AFTER? Well, just add 40-50 years...and a scooter.

PLEASE, NO! Trust me, Alexis, you don't want to see TMFT's BEFORE or AFTER pics.

The BEFORE looks like ME (and you know how bad a sight that is)...and the AFTER? Well, just add 40-50 years...and a scooter. Originally Posted by TexasGator

40 -50 years... ahahahahaha... when I first discovered the hobby... it wasn't called the worlds oldest profession ... we called it... that new fun thang women do...

Originally Posted by Reese McClain

My middle finger IS my longest finger lol.. htowner you tickle me

Don't know about anyone else but don't want sloppy 2nds much less 10ths. If was so good in SA why are you in Houston Ava? Just a thought
R

Don't know about anyone else but don't want sloppy 2nds much less 10ths. If was so good in SA why are you in Houston Ava? Just a thought
R Originally Posted by romab

To post A LOT of ads and talk MAJOR shit...
Crazy newbies.. we learned from the last one. HOPEFULLY
romab, I love CO.. lived in Denver almost 4 years.
Still one of my favorite cities.
And going to Boulder to party was awesome!

Lux your right lovely country, great people. Think we need to take of fund to buy her a set of full waders, the rate she puts it out boots are not going to cut it.
R