Last Minute Special

^^^ nothing.

I absolutely LOVE this post Victoria.

I refer to it as the Princess Pillow scenario, which is NOT on my menu. Some of these guys believe we spend our days propped up on a stack of pillows just waiting for them to call. Not me! You'll never catch me all prettied up, hair done, fully dressed and waiting on a gentleman to come rock my world. Nope!

I'm not a darn fast food drive thru, I'm a made to order experience.

I absolutely LOVE this post Victoria.

I refer to it as the Princess Pillow scenario, which is NOT on my menu. Some of these guys believe we spend our days propped up on a stack of pillows just waiting for them to call. Not me! You'll never catch me all prettied up, hair done, fully dressed and waiting on a gentleman to come rock my world. Nope!

I'm not a darn fast food drive thru, I'm a made to order experience. Originally Posted by Macy Manning

Grand response, Macy!

However, with respect to both Victoria's topic (and I thank her for the welcome humor!) and those gents short on time who hunger for hussies, an occasional quick snack can satisfy an appetite, although some fellows should read menus thoroughly to see if impromptu treats are offered. Also, risque restaurateurs should be crystal clear in ads and Showcases about what they serve.

I agree that fine dining takes time and cannot just be tossed together. Flavor must marinate! (Might explain why I taste like Jameson.)

As to the whole short notice amorous availability thread, undertaken without success in Houston's past... best of luck. I would argue that the original wasn't "stupidly set up," but experimentally, something new and untried on the stove, and first attempts often boil over, especially when too many chefs are working in the same kitchen on different dish components. All processes start out with learning curves, so note the old mistakes if you're going to perfect the recipe, simmer well, and most importantly, make sure everyone is on the same cookbook page if you want to lay out a successful feast centered around minimal prep.

I get it. You are not just sitting around all day waiting for us to call. At the same time, when we call and set an appointment for 11:30 am - be ready at 11:30. If you aren't ready until 11:45 - you've just shorted us, but expect a 60 min rate. Ya - I know some fucktards mess with the clock to extend - but some of us have precious short time to get playtime on the edges.

The moral of the story - we'll respect your time, you respect ours.

Finally - no, I didn't read all 6 pages. I am a lazy fucktard.

I thought you had to pay extra for this sort of stuff... so my scheduling a week in advance is all for nothing? I could have just scheduled last min and gotten the dirty linens, no makeup, and the rushed experience without having to request it? Damn, good to know. whats it take for you to simply answer the door, take my wallet, hand me a flesh-lite and tell me to GTFO? Lol Originally Posted by blamo09

that's considered a fetish. there's an upcharge for that..