Your Business is Slow Because......

I don't understand the significance of having multiple bank accounts. Originally Posted by CatPee

That would be because I am a business owner (own my own bakery)

SO! That would mean I have a personal and a business account. Thanks for "inquiring".

Damn...works for many of the guys here...sorry... Originally Posted by Toyz

Not as sorry as my penis

Originally Posted by Centaur

Does it come in Planck Length?

Does it come in Planck Length? Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I'm...uncertain ⇦see what I did there?

Is your dick a type I open string? Because I know some people who have been looking for one of those for a while.

You guys are damn funny! Funny bastards, you.....

Beauty of sites like these, you can find ANYTHING (literally) that you fancy at ANY price point. Originally Posted by GenesisNicole

Except for really good cupcakes

Tootie, eh?

Not sure about that, but only one way to find out.... Meet me in person. Originally Posted by GenesisNicole

Oh I never wanted to fuck her...with that inverted mushroom hairstyle...I just thought she was funny!




Now if you could somehow talk Blair into a threesome, now THAT I would be interested in...kind of a reverse oreo cookie thingy...



I am totally meshing with you...you seem funny even if your rates are too high...now get back into the bakery and make me a muffin...

ENOUGH of this!
We want to hear more about the BJ Bar!! Originally Posted by harkontume

You, sir, know all about said BJ bar. =)

Oh I never wanted to fuck her...with that inverted mushroom hairstyle...I just thought she was funny!

Who said anything about sex, Dear. I SAID meet me in person. You may not be MY cup of tea for a romp. (see what I did there? But thanks for being a good sport.




I am totally meshing with you...you seem funny even if your rates are too high...now get back into the bakery and make me a muffin...
Originally Posted by Toyz

Thanks for the compliment on my witty style.
But I don't take orders (get back to the bakery?) *snort* this is why "I" am the boss, but thanks for playing the game.

Except for really good cupcakes Originally Posted by Whispers

Oh I never wanted to fuck her...with that inverted mushroom hairstyle...I just thought she was funny!

Originally Posted by Toyz

Bet she could of pulled off a hella badass Toad cosplay in her day

♬ We're up all night for good cupcakes...♫

I make some damn yummy cupcakes, and muffins....lol

Oh I never wanted to fuck her...with that inverted mushroom hairstyle...I just thought she was funny!




Now if you could somehow talk Blair into a threesome, now THAT I would be interested in...kind of a reverse oreo cookie thingy...



I am totally meshing with you...you seem funny even if your rates are too high...now get back into the bakery and make me a muffin... Originally Posted by Toyz

U might wanna check what they both look like now... i would say tootie is way more fuckable at this point...

the late bloomers are hot when they are older, the hot girls in highscool end up overweight and worn out lol.

U might wanna check what they both look like now... i would say tootie is way more fuckable at this point...

the late bloomers are hot when they are older, the hot girls in highscool end up overweight and worn out lol. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

I agree nikki...but let a guy have his HS fantasies. . There was a time when Kirstie Allie was the hottest actress in Hollywood...now she looks like TS Still Looking with an even bigger gut.

the late bloomers are hot when they are older, the hot girls in highscool end up overweight and worn out lol. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Two words: Teri Hatcher.

That is all.