ADS WITH EXPLICIT LANGUAGE - Do they make you "click"?

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine."

Too much? Not enough? I have zero experience writing ads so I don't know how far to take it. Just the word "cock" seems like it might be too much for an ad. Originally Posted by SAangel27

I think you just came up with the best way to turn providing, Hooters, and 5-star dining into one singular business model. Sign me up. I had one provider insist on cooking me dinner and pampering me. This was just before she tied me to her bed and had her way with me

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine." Originally Posted by SAangel27

Very well-written. Quietly provocative.

Think "lagniappe!"

Works for me, both for a "one-on-one" and perhaps even as a "theme" for a a small group of ladies and gents a la a "Limited Edition" meet & greet. Not sure which gender is appropriately the beneficiary in this scenario.

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And I share your passion for Oban, too.

...and how I know your cock will take care of mine. Originally Posted by SAangel27

You have a cock?

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine."

Too much? Not enough? I have zero experience writing ads so I don't know how far to take it. Just the word "cock" seems like it might be too much for an ad. Originally Posted by SAangel27

My opinion? That ad would DEFINITELY cause me to go check the showcase and research thevrates, and if the rate is within my budget, begin the appointment setting process. As a general rule BP-TYPE ads of "Let me wrap my dick-sucking. lips around you" turns me off so I don't make contact.

THAT ad text would definitely draw me in.

SAangel,

I would say that this type of advert is very titillating.

If you somehow include a cherry jubilee dessert spred from your nips to your navel, you may just capture that fleeting male erotic imagination.

An excellent start. Yours may be the first advert I will have read in a very long time.

Dogg

You are welcome. I try to remain out of most of the drama but I can't help being observant. I do admit I'm sometimes pragmatic to a fault and if given the inclination have a bit of a sharp tongue. I deeply value not hurting others so that stays my words often.

Back to the original subject of the thread....since it seem imminent that I will soon have to write ads would something like the below toe the line between vulgar and refined enough?

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine."

Too much? Not enough? I have zero experience writing ads so I don't know how far to take it. Just the word "cock" seems like it might be too much for an ad. Originally Posted by SAangel27

You are welcome. I try to remain out of most of the drama but I can't help being observant. I do admit I'm sometimes pragmatic to a fault and if given the inclination have a bit of a sharp tongue. I deeply value not hurting others so that stays my words often.

Back to the original subject of the thread....since it seem imminent that I will soon have to write ads would something like the below toe the line between vulgar and refined enough?

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine."

Too much? Not enough? I have zero experience writing ads so I don't know how far to take it. Just the word "cock" seems like it might be too much for an ad. Originally Posted by SAangel27

If you think the word may be a bit too much for your style, I guarantee you that you can drop it and it will definitely not affect the end result of the ad. "(...) and how I know your body will take care of mine" for example.

But that is completely up to you

You are welcome. I try to remain out of most of the drama but I can't help being observant. I do admit I'm sometimes pragmatic to a fault and if given the inclination have a bit of a sharp tongue. I deeply value not hurting others so that stays my words often.

Back to the original subject of the thread....since it seem imminent that I will soon have to write ads would something like the below toe the line between vulgar and refined enough?

"I truly wish to create a complete experience. Imagine walking into my well appointed incall and being greeted by a genuine smile. You follow me to the kitchen while I'm putting the finishing touches to your homemade meal and pouring your favorite drink. I have already poured your favorite drink. I walk up to you with your drink in hand, kiss your cheek, rub my natural C's against you side and whisper just how glad I am that you are here so you can satisfy your hunger...and how I know your cock will take care of mine."

Too much? Not enough? I have zero experience writing ads so I don't know how far to take it. Just the word "cock" seems like it might be too much for an ad. Originally Posted by SAangel27

Angel, I don't think I'm representative of the client community in general, so I won't try to give you any calibration feedback on the robustness of your language (is one "cock" enough? Are three too many? Beats me.) However, you got "toe the line" correct, and that makes you one in a hundred ... add your splendid looks, and once again, I'm checking out airfares to San Antonio. Damn, but I loves me a smart woman!

Thank you everyone for your great feedback. I really do appreciate it.

You have a cock? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Yes, phthalate free and in several sizes depending on your mood.

But seriously, thank you for pointing out the awkwardness of the phrasing. I didn't catch that at all and I don't want confusion.

Thank you everyone for your great feedback. I really do appreciate it.



Yes, phthalate free and in several sizes depending on your mood.

But seriously, thank you for pointing out the awkwardness of the phrasing. I didn't catch that at all and I don't want confusion. Originally Posted by SAangel27

Angel, your sentence is entirely correct. ChicagoBoy didn't quote the whole thing. "Mine" referred to your appetite, not your cock.

I think he knew that and was just pulling your leg, anyway.

Angel, your sentence is entirely correct. ChicagoBoy didn't quote the whole thing. "Mine" referred to your appetite, not your cock.

I think he knew that and was just pulling your leg, anyway. Originally Posted by James1588

I'm with James.. your wording is entirely correct grammatically, and completely understandable. ..CF was most likely joking.

I know what she meant, but this would have been better:

"... and whisper just how glad I am that you are here, so I can satisfy your hunger, and you (or 'your cock') can satisfy mine."

Don't mess with the GP, kids. We're trained professionals.

But seriously, thank you for pointing out the awkwardness of the phrasing. I didn't catch that at all and I don't want confusion. Originally Posted by SAangel27

You're welcome.

Some ladies ads have been able to catch my eye enough to lead me to their showcase for more enticement and further selling points. From there I’ll check the reviews and if they generally say Yes that usually will be the end of it and all that’s left is just to call and schedule and hope for the best. If drama is involved then it’s usually the end of that search. Sometimes even a YES can be a NO to some because certain items were left out and a private message to the client will clear things up. Some ladies have had great reviews and maybe a ‘blip’ that with further information I would decide to take the chance anyway.
Some ladies are sweet as can be while others act as if they are Satan’s slaves. I may want one this week and the other next week, but no matter how great and wonderful they are, even the best will go through a dry spell.
But there are those rare times that even the best will get a NO review and while not a deal killer, will usually warrant further scrutiny as to why the NO was given. In some cases other hobbyist will rush in to the ladies defense and it will be show that the guy was looking for a young spinner hottie and not much else and feels shortchanged because she gained some weight or was older or did not look like her pictures. The same as wanting the food that shows on the menu as opposed to what is actually served.
I find myself drawn to an intelligent and amiable individual with a wild side hidden within. There have been times I have found that the blond lady with great hands was not the cheerleader type she claimed to be but looked more like the ‘chicken fat’ lady from Erin Brockovich. Honesty would have been preferable and maybe even rewarded.
Then we have the class clowns here who are still paying off their college loans for that B in their English class and will want to show their use of $100 dollar words by critiquing sentence structure and word usage. Some can be annoying to a fault, but not enough to be BANNED, why? Because we need them.
To the ladies, honesty is preferred above all else and many have it down to a fine art. Rather than try to be everything to everyone. they have managed to narrow the search down to what we are looking for, especially if we want something other than our usual type.
So does SEX sell? For some, yes, for others no, but SEXY does, in all it’s delightful forms.