What was your worst provider visit?

FunInDFW's Avatar
Booked with a provider for a second session. Day of, she texts me and tells me she's excited because "... there's something special between us." I'm weary going in thinking maybe she's a stage 5 clinger. I say I didn't want sex and instead just some good oral. She went quiet, cold, and immediately pulled out some lube to only give me shitty handjob.

As I was on my way back to work she was blowing up my phone about how she thought we were something else, I was giving her the wrong signals, thought I came there to "take it to the next level", yadda yadda.
But you said you loved me....
Tara was my worst Originally Posted by txexetoo
Me too.
Grace Preston's Avatar
Booked with a provider for a second session. Day of, she texts me and tells me she's excited because "... there's something special between us." I'm weary going in thinking maybe she's a stage 5 clinger. I say I didn't want sex and instead just some good oral. She went quiet, cold, and immediately pulled out some lube to only give me shitty handjob.

As I was on my way back to work she was blowing up my phone about how she thought we were something else, I was giving her the wrong signals, thought I came there to "take it to the next level", yadda yadda. Originally Posted by FunInDFW
Go figure-- breakin hearts all over the metroplex
Guest0220-1's Avatar
Worst to date is walking into a new providers incall which looked like a episode of hoarders would be taken place any day. Then while leaving after a horrible 30mins of her saying are you done? I failed to notice a huge pile of dogcrap her bull mastiff left me as a parting gift. Plus I was wearing sandles. Worst ever.
LargeBreastFan's Avatar
It was about 20+ years ago, before ECCIE and before ASPD. There were ads in the Dallas Observer for massages. There was one ad for a $100 massage by Busty Diana, 36DD she advertised. She had an okay apartment by Audilia and Forest Lane in NE Dallas. She was a mature, and on the BBW side. It was basically a rub and tug, not bad, not good. What ruined it was she took 2-3 calls for hay, that she needed for the farm. It was during a drought and she needed it for her cattle. I guess that I should be happy that I donated to feed her cattle.