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Chung Tran's Avatar
Phil with a moustache. Originally Posted by VitaMan
Donny Osmond had a full beard 40 years ago, and like Phil he had always been clean-shaven. Osmond later relected that it was at a low point in his career, when he was anxious and unsure of himself. He said that while he didn't realize it at the time, he was ''hiding'' behind the beard.

I think Phil is doing the same. He doesn't want us to peer in and get a good look at the unfettered greed and callousness, that is Phil in 2022.
... I've taken a good look - and I don't believe that
Osmond bloke you mention EVER won a major golf tournament.
So HIS comments are of little importance.

Why dontcha get off o' Phil's nuts for half-a-mo, mate.

#### Salty
Chung Tran's Avatar
... I've taken a good look - and I don't believe that
Osmond bloke you mention EVER won a major golf tournament.
So HIS comments are of little importance.

Why dontcha get off o' Phil's nuts for half-a-mo, mate.

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
He hasn't, but so what? Osmond had a similar Proffessional crisis as Phil, preferring to hide behind facial hair as a protection mechanism.

Does Phil have Nuts? The LIV Tour plays 3-Round Tournaments. Even The LPGA plays 4-Round Tournaments. Who is the Pussy? If you don't know you're the Pussy, you're the Patsy. Phil is both Patsy and Pussy. And don't forget Greedy and Callous.
VitaMan's Avatar
How about Greg Norman with a western moustache, mate ?

Blimey, he would scare half the Saudis to death.

Right, Bambino ?
He hasn't, but so what? Osmond had a similar Proffessional crisis as Phil, preferring to hide behind facial hair as a protection mechanism.

Does Phil have Nuts? The LIV Tour plays 3-Round Tournaments. Even The LPGA plays 4-Round Tournaments. Who is the Pussy? If you don't know you're the Pussy, you're the Patsy. Phil is both Patsy and Pussy. And don't forget Greedy and Callous. Originally Posted by Chung Tran
... I don't believe I called YOU any names... And I'm NOT
gonna piss-up the forum here by doing-so.

I'll surely catch you - and your mate Oeb11 in the other thread.

#### Salty
Chung Tran's Avatar
... I don't believe I called YOU any names... And I'm NOT
gonna piss-up the forum here by doing-so.

I'll surely catch you - and your mate Oeb11 in the other thread.

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again
I didn't call you any names. I don't do that to anybody. You didn't comprehend. I called Phil those names. Read it again, I'll wait for your apology.
... None forthcoming - YOU read yer last paragraph.
Surely name-calling to me.

### Salty
VitaMan's Avatar
You are completely wrong here Salty.

Read it again if you need to.
Why are these traitors allowed to play this week ? Back on topic and how is it fair to the real PGA golfers.
VitaMan's Avatar
Because the PGA Tour does not control the 4 major tournaments
Chung Tran's Avatar
I'm glad Dr. (Not Doctor, Dodger) Phil is playing this week. He will hear people tell him what a sorry-ass Greedy Murder-Coddler he is. And I predict he will miss the cut by 6 fucking strokes. Hope I'm right.
I hope you are right as well, like to see all of them miss the cut.
VitaMan's Avatar
There are 2 elements to the Saudi sponsored tour.


One is the competitive element facing the PGA Tour.
The other is Saudi money, and how this is being spun around in the spin cycle.


There are hundreds of golfers who have ground it out for years, trying to make the PGA Tour, and significant money. They get paid nothing by the PGA Tour. Many lose money. They would always like to see more tour chances to play and make money. Of course they will never see the Saudi money.



On the other hand, golfers contribute nothing. They just put a ball in a hole in the ground.


Entertainment. How much entertainment do humans need ?
Chung Tran's Avatar

On the other hand, golfers contribute nothing. They just put a ball in a hole in the ground.
Originally Posted by VitaMan
Exactly. I stick my Putter (with balls attached) in holes, and nobody pays me. In fact, I typically pay several times more to do it once, than I would pay to play 18 holes of Golf.

Just entertainment. Yes. The fact that a competing Tour stocked with blood money could germinate, says a lot that is negative about us.
pittlicker's Avatar
All the big money boys are sucking it; especially Phil who is +7 and in 141st place after 12 holes. He'll gamble away all that Saudi money and be broke in 10 years with no fucking integrity left.