What is the worst thing that happened to you during a session?

Hmm ..... I suppose mine would have to be when a geezer went and died on me... Originally Posted by Valerie

Val, how did you handle the cleanup - did you call Winston Wolf?

Mine would be a girl who seemed Ok until she lubricated and then it became quite evident that she had a nasty world-class yeast infection going on in there. Her pussy smelt worse than a dead rat. I may have thrown up in my mouth, I can't be sure as I have tried to put the whole episode out of my mind.

Cheers.

All of these stories about girls "suddenly" getting their period during their appointment are hilarious.

I'm willing to bet some of these lady were fully aware of what was going on with their vag before their appointments but apparently $$ talks louder than menstrual cramps lol.

Damn...I guess I've been lucky. My worst was only getting a good hard stroke on and suddenly the girl moved the pillow over and there were a few full condoms under it. Just had to stop...wash...and leave....and wash/scrub more.

Damn...I guess I've been lucky. My worst was only getting a good hard stroke on and suddenly the girl moved the pillow over and there were a few full condoms under it. Just had to stop...wash...and leave....and wash/scrub more. Originally Posted by humzinger

That is messed up, I would have showered myself with bleach : (

When a client had a bad leg cramp.

I had a client die during a session. He was in my incall for 5 and a half hours before the M.E could get him out of there.

Have to say it. He was dying to see you.

Lucky stiff?

The worst thing that happened to me was when the provider didn't want to leave after we were done...

That's one way to get a spouse I suppose!