Smelly pussy

I finally used mouthwash in my nose and that took care of the problem. Originally Posted by tbone2u

Administered via turkey baster???

Ha....just snorted it

For those that go down on any woman. How do you know that some dude didn't just shoot a wad in that stank? Let alone a provider. Nasty Originally Posted by Modmanix

Yet, here u are on a board, where u yourself may have been #2, 3, or 4th of her day. Maybe u use ur fingers up in there, maybe u don’t. I seriously doubt ur the 1st person of any ladies day. You’re on a site, where guys come to find ladies for companionship & I’m pretty sure as well- some ladies don’t do it for nothing/zero.. But have the nerve to call things nasty? Awesome. Not that it matters to me what the next man/woman does, to each their own. Just don’t be hypocritical or contradictory about your s***.

I completely understand tbone....I’m by no means a doctor but I believe this anomaly should be looked into....



Like my previous post.....I would have put her on the fire hydrant beforehand..... Originally Posted by Russ38

Fire hydrant? 1st thought: lol... 2nd thought: OUCH!

I’m sure your 6 experiences are comparable to my experience.
I have a feeling cuckolds don’t notice smells as much.
Must get used to it. Originally Posted by Spoogebob Cumpants

My first encounter is on TNA. The next 3 were posted to TER. So, it's 10 and I've only fallen under the auspices of the thread title once. Aces Spoogebob. Aces.

You should consider relinquishing your need to book train car hobos or whoever shows up first under the bridge. We can get your F up to a D in a calendar month. You can be a B+ by the start of fall if you follow my guidance. PM ME.

You've had human sperm in your mouth at some point in your "shadow" career. If half of your incalls smells so bad; I imagine that sperm is just in the air.

Dude your first listed review of perfect hygiene is 5ft, 300 lbs, your opinion on what is hygienic is likely not the same as normal people.
Adventure #2 you are a sick man.
I imagine stink can’t escape a beach ball.
Maybe if you pull the valve.

If you learn how to pick out women instead of farm animals, I’d be more inclined to take advice from you... SMDH

The last person anyone would listen to.

Dude your first listed review of perfect hygiene is 5ft, 300 lbs, your opinion on what is hygienic is likely not the same as normal people.
Adventure #2 you are a sick man.
I imagine stink can’t escape a beach ball. Originally Posted by Spoogebob Cumpants

I have to eat women. Preferably, ass first. Weight isn't a factor for me in seeking a companion. Full-figured does not equal a lack of hygiene. Regardless, I think your doing that thing you do on the internet again. You know, where you inflate a numerical value??

I'm 300lbs. She's is not 300lbs. Trust me. Also, read my book. You'll be less bitter on the internet all the while raising your chances to find the right companion

Well now everyone knows you are a liar.
She is every bit 300.
When I said first, top of the list, most recent.

Go ahead and eat sperm cuckold, I choose not to.

300 huh? Explains why you’d be happy getting anyone to touch your dick. You’d probably lap the drippings from a sewer pipe if a fat chick will touch your pee pee at the end.


No thank you, I’ll just fuck the smelly ones and leave you to the clean up.

Smelly Balls, Smelly balls
Why aren't they washing you!!
Smelly Balls, Smelly balls
It's not your fault!

(sung to the tune of smelly cat)

PSA - if you don't understand the reference you are likely part of the problem.



And now back to our regularly scheduled bitching ...

I kinda agree with modmanix. I can't get going down on a provider. But hell we each got our thing. Somewhere out there theres a guy looking for the stankeist pussy he can find. And thats ok too, for him.

Makes me wonder why some are so defensive. Maybe they have been called out on their smelly cats.

I don’t think people are getting defensive. I think it’s just the difference in opinions like we’re all entitled to have. I for one know mine hasn’t, LOL. But if I remember correctly a provider that I knew was in that situation and a guy that went to see her said that he put a cinnamon Altoid up there. LOL. Like what the heck that had to hurt. Anything cinnamon LOL. And everybody has their thing that they like whether it be going down, or not. But no need to knock the next person for doing what they do. And like one of the above mentioned said we all got our thing. And somewhere out there yes there is a guy probably looking for the nastiest 1 around.

I have to eat women. Preferably, ass first. Weight isn't a factor for me in seeking a companion. Full-figured does not equal a lack of hygiene. Regardless, I think your doing that thing you do on the internet again. You know, where you inflate a numerical value??

I'm 300lbs. She's is not 300lbs. Trust me. Also, read my book. You'll be less bitter on the internet all the while raising your chances to find the right companion Originally Posted by gc161

https://youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w

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