Your analogy is not equal to the question you ask.........it is very simple......you don't have to like the answer......but, it is what it is.
Unless a modtard is a member of the Spider Hole, he does not have the ability to view a list of its membership for any purpose or action germane to his sphere of responsibility on the board......and if he is a member of the Spider Hole, he is bound by the same rules you are.
Any instructions that they may or may not receive pertaining to the Spider Hole are none of your concern beyond the knowledge that all matters involving the Spider Hole are refered to the modtards of the Spider Hole........as is the case for every other forum of this board.
On the rare occasion that someone has hit the RTM (I am going to regret this) it does in fact get reviewed.......then ignored.