Please, please, PLEASE tell me that you recorded that call... now THAT is some funny shit right there.
LF
Originally Posted by LadiesFan
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Cashier: Hello Thanks for calling. How can we help you?
Anon: Hello is this Mrs. Walmart?
Cashier: How can I help you son? do you want the toy dept.?
Anon: No I'm looking for a sarcasm meter. Can you give me a price?
Cashier: Billy is that you? I told you not to call Mommy at work. Stop playing around on the phone.
Anon: No Really this is serious. I heard about it from a real live Strip Club dancer who makes a lot of money. Do you have any or not?
Cashier: OK I'll play along. Hmmm Never heard of it but we have some Irony boards
Anon: No it has to be a Sarcasm meter
Cashier: I'd love to stay on the phone but I have to get back to work plus my Bullshit detector seems to be going crazy. Do call again. (click)
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Cashier: Hello Thanks for calling. How can we help you?
Anon: Ok so how much are your Bullshit detectors? (click) Hello? Hello? Helloooooo?