crazy vegas adventures

What does gramps always say...."and the dumbing down of this board continues" or some shit like that.

Smh. This is not an epic Vegas story. Epic is when your husband (ex now) gets 50,000 in chips. Gets comped a suite and a $500 a day comp for all the Bellagio restaurants. Gets assigned a VIP hostess who gives you K1 tickets and you trade seats with Mike Tyson so he can sit next to Mohammad Ali. Then gets you a rez at Nobu when they told you they were booked for two months. Then you spend all morning at the day spa and gamble the rest of the day in your spa robe. Js. Originally Posted by Sonya

sweety im just warming up! hold ur horses. shld i do chapter 2 tonite? can u post ur hubby's story too? i luv shit like that.

What does gramps always say...."and the dumbing down of this board continues" or some shit like that. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

k thats a no. 4 yes, 2 no.
spice is gonna post D's booty pics. we gotta have some sex here, right?

This here's the most thrillin' adventure story since Richard Burton (not the Welsh actor) went on Hajj disguised as a dervish in 1853 ...

http://www.amazon.com/Personal-Narra...ative%2Bburton

Serious derring-do, a Vegas trip is. Definitely a thrilla.

Isn't that photo from the Luxor rather than the MGM Grand? What's the monkey's name?

Isn't that photo from the Luxor rather than the MGM Grand? What's the monkey's name? Originally Posted by Your Naughty Muse

yes it is. that was my bad. earlier, i correctly stated that we were at the luxor. its a weird hotel because of its shape. from inside, it gets claustrophobic as u move to the edge of the room because of the pyramid shape. i actually prefer downtown (my personal fave is the El Cortez), but my nephew has great comps at the luxor so i just roll with him when we're both there. i dont shoot dice on the strip too much (shitty odds), but my nephew's epic adventure happened on the strip.
i haven't named my pet monkey yet. any suggestions?
should i write chapter 2 tonite or abandon mission? so far the ayes are in the lead.

I was going to comment about the creepy rooms there. Not a fan of the sloping walls.

I was going to comment about the creepy rooms there. Not a fan of the sloping walls. Originally Posted by Your Naughty Muse

well the strip is "all that" so if u get comped on the strip, of course u "gotta" stay there. personally i think the whole strip is a bunch of pretentious, sanctimonious pricks with shitty attitudes and lousy service. the fremont street experience downtown is way more real and offers old world service. its like the difference between a rushy hdh and ur atf.

"Booty pics" courtesy of pxmcc. Sorry ladies, have to put these in private tags. I'm sure you're all crushed

Once again I have to say, I'm a little underwhelmed bro, step your photography game up the people demand better from their free entertainment....

Yea....

Looks like stuff out of a High School AG, magazine....

Pure science ....

This thread needs more taint.

Meh.....

If my 19 year old selena gomez knock off doesn't show up tonight, I'm fappin' to those.pics. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Well .... she showed up right on time.

It got pretty nasty ... lots of whimpering ... her too.

Two weeks without pussy makes GS a mad man.

He beat that shit up all night and once again at 0900.

He was long strokin' and short strokin'

He was bustin' nuts this way and that way ... two per skyn. He couldn't stop. That GS is fuckin' crazy.

His surfboard might have even scared that girl for life.

^^^^ yea yea yea^^^^

You and Px need to get a room now.... GS... Quoting yourself? Next time mention yourself in 3rd person...

Those pics are downright nasty.