Who's Freakier? Devout Christian Women or Escorts?

one of my friends casually asked me the other day would I'd knock boots with gospel music playing. We had a 30 min discussion on the subject.

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We had a 30 min discussion on the subject. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Discussion......meaning foreplay?

[/B]Maybe that bit of the bible isn't in my bigoted stereotype of the southern Baptist version. Originally Posted by essence

You've obviously never been to a good time tent revival, got happy and hollered, and then got laid by a hot chick from the choir. Or on tambourine!

And then all the old women in town got in bunches and pointed at you when you strolled by....that part's fun too.

It's not your fault, though, if your circumstances didn't afford you the opportunities we rustics enjoyed.

Discussion......meaning foreplay? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

No. It was a casual discussion. The things you talk about without realizing it

one of my friends casually asked me the other day would I'd knock boots with gospel music playing. We had a 30 min discussion on the subject. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

There is nothing like bumping uglies with Christmas Carols playing on the radio. Keep timing with Little Drummer Boy and then Santa Claus is Coming to Town taint easy.

Discussion......meaning foreplay? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

No. It was a casual discussion. The things you talk about without realizing it Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Well.....for an intelligent modern Renaissance man like myself, casual discussion = foreplay.

Just your direct reply.......makes me tingle

(you know where)

Well....I just left last service at a large Baptist church.

Lemme tell you....going to church makes me horny.

And...I'm thinking.....it wasn't the sermon. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Tell me about it. I used to daydream about sex during sermons because I always thought they were so boring...

Zoey, now that you chimed in.......


I have all kinds of freaky stuff that I would like to try... After seeing a lot of your comments in other threads....

But.... I have to get some training first, a hairless wonder in Houston is on my list first . Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Well I'm a wonderful trainer, babe, but it wouldn't want to jump place in your queue...

There is nothing like bumping uglies with Christmas Carols playing on the radio. Keep timing with Little Drummer Boy and then Santa Claus is Coming to Town taint easy. Originally Posted by pyramider

Santa Claus and taint should not be in the same sentence.

And if you're looking for freaky, find yourself a crazy chick.
From time to time, love me some crazy.

Tell me about it. I used to daydream about sex during sermons because I always thought they were so boring... Originally Posted by spicyzoey

I daydream about sex during the sermon because I'm trying to decide if the milf in front of me is sporting a thong....or going commando....and if she is trimmed or bare.

Edit: and if she eats nuts....spits...or quits.

More woman eat nuts than one might think.