Two EROTIC, WONDERFUL, EXCITING new things I tried-and YOU should too!!

missi hart's Avatar
i really think sweet heather is on to something. not only does cof naturally lead to bbfs, but it has already led to: the almost collapse of the financial markets, global warming and the bad call in the usa soccer match against slovenia---just to name a few...
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Squawk! Squawk! Squawk squawk squawk! Eraaaaaaack! Squawk! Originally Posted by Sweet Heather
Sweetheart, I don't know if you're just plain stupid or if you don't understand the basics of argumentation and fallacies (note: not related to phallic). I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the latter. COF is not dangerous. It is nothing like barebacking a girl. In any way, shape or form. See sweetie, what you've done here is you've engaged in the hooker version of a Godwin. Now, since you clearly don't know anything about rational argumentation, I'll break it down for you. A Godwin is when, in the course of a debate or argument, one person calls another a Nazi. The idea is that once a normal, rational person has been compared to the most vile ideology in human existence, there is no room for calm, rational discourse. An example:

Person A: I don't support affirmative action.
Person B: OMFG!!! You hate black people!!! You nazi!!1!

Godwin.

Now, see, what you've done here is the sexual equivalent. You have now compared COF, a relatively normal sexual activity, with one of the most dangerous activities a provider can engage in, BBFS. Here's a summary of the relevant posts:

Provider A: I discovered I am no longer offended by COF and find that it can actually be enjoyable.
Provider B: OMFG!!! You allow COF?!?! What's next, BBFS?!?! Stupid whore!!1!

See how you've pretty much shut down the possibility of rational discussion?

If you are having such a great time, why don't you 'mind your own beeswax?'Because I am a member of this "community" THE SAME AS YOU and my opinions are just as valid as yours. Don't get on your high horse lady.You might fall off. Originally Posted by Sweet Heather
Opinions aren't valid just because they exist, sweetie. If that were the case, then Nazis, Klansmen, misogynists, etc. would all have perfectly valid opinions, and I think we can agree that isn't really the case (and no, this isn't a Godwin, just tossing out a few opinions that are generally viewed as invalid). This is not a support group, this is not kindergarten, we do not exist to validate your fucking feelings. If you can't back them up or explain them rationally, they are not valid. Grow the fuck up.

I think you've pretty much run this little crusade of yours into the ground. Why dont you go back to being "Sweet" and just let it go...What I do and when I do it...*I* decide. Originally Posted by Sweet Heather


Ironic, because that seems to be exactly the opposite of the sentiment you've been espousing, trying to tell all these other nice ladies how to run their businesses, what services they should offer, how they should price, what they should call it, etc.

Now, sweetness, light, please kindly shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock you came from.
Now, sweetness, light, please kindly shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock you came from.

can i get an 'AMEN'!!!
The beauty of capitalism, I choose where my money will be spent and I know for sure where it won't. I'd say, let the market decide who'll survive in the business and who'll be switching careers along the way. Bets anyone?
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i really think sweet heather is on to something. not only does cof naturally lead to bbfs, but it has already led to: the almost collapse of the financial markets, global warming and the bad call in the usa soccer match against slovenia---just to name a few... Originally Posted by missi hart
don't forget the BP oilspill!!
can i get an 'AMEN'!!! Originally Posted by WickedHeather
A fucking MEN!!!
My opinion of Austin as a place of intellectual, open minded, hotbed of hot, smart gents has officially been disproven by the comments to this thread.(with the exception of Ralphey Boy, who I can't WAIT to fuck my ass and put his long hard cock in my mouth).

Let me elaborate.

The bounderies of being a provider are constantly being pushed. In the back channels, many providers complain louldly and often about hobbyists constantly pushing bounderies and limits.(YOU know who you are!)

Allow me to make few points:

There is now(and I am going to start a thread about this in the national forum) a session called the "Natural Sesion". I have a provider friend based in San Diego that asked me if I had had any requests for the "Natural Sesion". "What?" I asked. The "Natural Session is BBFS". Let me explain. BARE BACK FULL SERVICE. FUCKING WITHOUT A CONDOM.

I'll let that sink in. In other words, there is now an actual term for BBFS. Why? BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME STUPID ASS BITCHES OUT THERE THAT ARE INCLUDING THIS RISKY AND DANGEROUS PRACTICE...as a part of their menu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thei r GFE Menu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Like COF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, we have all heard of this going on. But now apparently so many girls are providing this that there is now an actual term for it!

My friend asked, "Has anyone asked you for the "upgrade"(which apparently is code for unprotected sex).

"No", I replied.

"Well, they WILL". she replied.

Apparently it is common on the east and west coast. No doubt it will get here, sooner or later.

Which brings me back to the cunts, excuse me, "Ladies", that are allowing things like COF etc as a part of a GFE session.

To the same cunts, excuse me, "ladies", that are allowing gents to not respect bounderies, well here's your chance sweety! Now you can be the first to offer a "natural" session, and pity those providers that don't go along with the program! Us stupid, HEALTHY, providers that will eventually have to see the gents that YOU have allowed to fuck you bareback..since it's all about being "open minded". Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

Heather,
You are entitled to your opinion and to your say and I must say that for the most part this has been somewhat amusing, however, I must remind you of the following "rules" of conduct here on ECCIE:

1 - Avoid cases of unprovoked rudeness to others. No place for it here. Yes, with the dynamic nature of the threads and topics, tempers will flare and things will become heated from time to time. You may often encounter individuals who become passionate or emotional when expressing one's opinion or point of view. That's all understood and perfectly acceptable within reason…….but, start slamming or bashing another member and be met with consequences.

Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.

Some of the langage, names, and inferences are pressing the limits of propriety. Feel free to express your opinions, but I am asking you to dial the vitriol back a notch.

Spacemtn
AustinModStaff
a beautiful woman and has a body id love to experience. what i dont get is thhe anger that seems to be building up. women on here like Sonya, Tiffany cums, Elizabeth, Dallsas Rain ,Annalise and so many more i find so attractive not only because they are pretty and have great bodies but because they seem to love sex, pleasing men, being pleased by men and being around guys that are a little perverted and sexually charged.while i would savor the view of heather naked i feel she would hope id just do the deed give her the cash and get out of her life. id rather cof,greek,daty and all those other acronyms with ladies that might actually like those things as well as my money and perhaps not be so repulsed by me that we could even just talk for a few minutes and enjoy that tto.
ANONONE's Avatar


. . .and people ask me why I am taking a break from the hobby?


Chill out already. . .everyone. I am trying to take a nap here.

RALPHEY BOY's Avatar
what cracks me up is there are way more perverted Austin Men who ask and receive way more 'degrading' or 'oddball' activities than ATM or Gaping ass... .
harkontume's Avatar
Dear Heather:

Another line of work may be your best option.

Have you considered giving up this potentially dangerous (Not to mention disgusting)field?

I mean really, your post sounds like a wife would sound if she discovered this site!

Thats it! Be a Wife and you never have to do a BJ again!!! Problem solved!

Of COURSE there is no guarantee that he wont visit Crystal, Maddie, Vicky et al... on the side. In fact it is almost assured he will.

Ahhh now I get it ! So tell me how many of your regulars have you lost to them already??
levibob56's Avatar
F#####g, AMEN!!!!!
I'm not going to waste my time on SweetHeather, Dam it’s hard to write sweet in front of her name. (Sorry Baby Wicked.)
I'd like to say to Brit, I respect you as a friend and a provider. You are the sweet one here. I've not done COF, hell just 6 months ago was my first CIM. I always ask the provider before I try something new. I have been very lucky with the ladies I have chosen to be with. Austin has some of the best ladies around. My problem now is I ran out of popcorn an hour ago. I haven’t read this much in months. To everyone that has responded to this joke of a thread, I am proud of the way everyone has responded. I have a new respect for a lot of you.
Levi
Carl's Avatar
  • Carl
  • 06-21-2010, 10:55 AM
It's plain as day, you bunch of perverted misogynists!

COF = freebie BBFS snuff films with gaping ass-to-mouth 4-6 hours after she's eaten a Thai chicken salad with extra peanuts and corn on the cob.
It's plain as day, you bunch of perverted misogynists!

COF = freebie BBFS snuff films with gaping ass-to-mouth 4-6 hours after she's eaten a Thai chicken salad with extra peanuts and corn on the cob.
Originally Posted by Carl
That's funny.
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  • ManUp
  • 06-21-2010, 11:24 AM
I normally don't participate these kinds of back-and-forth nonsense but I found myself with an hour to spare. Was going to spend premium dollar on Sweet Heather but after wasting half an hour reading this thread I say:

Heather, you've already made a fool of yourself. It's very simple ...

1. If you don't like Austin then move back to where you came from.
2. If you don't like your job then quit.
3. If you can't compete then pack your tricks to another market or consider retirement.
4. Don't try to bully other providers who also try to make a living.
5. Personally I think you're done here in Austin so mind as well move to the coast(s).

Sorry to hear that things have been harder on you ... Welcome to the new normal.
And yes, I'm being judgemental. So what?