Damn, bubbasweetie -- just go ahead and do it!
Make him an offer we can't understand!
And you know, you ought to man up and explain the nose comments, Wyldeman. No pass on that one! I figure as long as you continue to waste everybody's time with your juvenile outbursts, the least you can do is explain yourself.
Paper bag is ready. Explain away!
(And don't blame it on Paul Revere!)