Reasons Why The Dallas Cowboys Suck-Ass

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+1 HF....(we have a long journey&tough task starting with carolina on thursday,but let's see where we are in week 16....
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It was a general post for the ones that have been quiet. I know it's been quiet in a lot of places around the web until that win happen. You're not going to win against Carolina though. I'd be willing to slap some bottlecaps on that.
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3-8
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That was an easy couple hunnid to pocket. Hats off to whoever thought Dallas being the favorite was the right call.
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We are done.......Time to focus on the draft...
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It was a general post for the ones that have been quiet. I know it's been quiet in a lot of places around the web until that win happen. You're not going to win against Carolina though. I'd be willing to slap some bottlecaps on that. Originally Posted by Fishpie
3-8 Originally Posted by hornfreak
We are done.......Time to focus on the draft... Originally Posted by Mixshowdj
Yep, and Romo reinjuring his shoulder is probably out for the rest of the season. TWO pick-6's??

Yep, Cowboys are done.
Two reasons: 1) Tony Homo is made from flower petals and fairy dust and 2) Jerry Jones is the clinical definition of God Complex
Fishpie's Avatar
As Tony Romo walked up to Tom Brady after the Patriots beat the Cowboys in Week 5 he said "I'll see you in February."

What did Romo mean when he said this?
hornfreak's Avatar
Bump..took for ever to find this fucken thread..
Fishpie's Avatar
I was waiting for Romo to start and Prescott to be benched before bumping this thread.
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I was waiting for Romo to start and Prescott to be benched before bumping this thread. Originally Posted by Fishpie
Or Romo to start, gets creamed again on the first play from scrimmage, Prescott back in and leads Dallas deep into the playoffs prior to getting knocked out by the Seahawks (whom I despise). Come to think of it, I hate Dallas too and have ever since J.J. took over!!
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Ok...now we're back on track...
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OP must be a blind deaf woman.
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Thank's for the bump HF.

I’m not a hater, right now I’m simply ho-hum...

I grew up the biggest Cowboys fan in the world, with the Oilers running a very very close second. I am a Texan after all.

My answer to the question posed as to why the present day Cowboys suck-ass…

Just off the top of my head, with sincerest apologies to those not mentioned, they no longer have – and in no particular order:

Tom Landry
The Doomsday Defense
Don Meredith
“Bullet” Bob Hayes (If he got a step on you, you might as well go chase someone else)
Larry Allen
Don Perkins
Mel Renfro
Pat Donovan
Bob Lilly
Jethro Pugh
Roger Staubach
Craig Morton
Erik Williams
Mark Stepnoski
Chuck Howley
Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson
Randy White
Ralpy Neely
Lee Roy Jordan
Dan Reeves
Nate Newton
Duane Thomas
Calvin Hill
Rayfield Wright
Drew Pearson
and last but not least
Character
hornfreak's Avatar
I hear you pcs.... my purpose of bumping wasn't to try and initiate anything negative or start shit ( and I'm serious)...god knows I've endured a lot shit..lol. I'm sure that there are fans of other teams in Houston, I guess it'll be cool if others start threads of different teams.. js..anyways I'm just a football fan..the only thing I don't have is Sunday ticket to watch all games..enjoy the games everyone.....