Nonlethal Ways To Protect Your Wellbeing

So do you. No need to be defensive. If i have seen it, so did others.

Wheretonow. You write like a police report. Just an observation. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

I try to write like a person who is fairly proficient in English. Maybe law enforcement personnel do also. Originally Posted by Wheretonow

So do you. No need to be defensive. If i have seen it, so did others. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

If you're complementing me on my writing style, thank you. But I suspect you're trying to make some more obtuse comment.

Obtuse is, obtuse does sir.

A perception is a perception.

Keep exposing yourself. Your problem.

I'm pretty sure the data would show that dick size to number of posts is inversely proportional. You've averaged about 5,688 posts per year. Doesn't leave much time for screwing, or maybe you're ashamed to be seen naked. Originally Posted by Wheretonow

My 1.3" of dangling death is legendary ... what's to be ashamed of?

Obtuse is, obtuse does sir.

A perception is a perception.

Keep exposing yourself. Your problem. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

There are all kinds of ways to try to discredit someone on a whoreboard. Insinuating that they're law enforcement is one of the lamer ones. And you think I'm law enforcement because of my writing style?

Attempting to construct a strawman and then attacking it is one of the classic fallacies in formal logic. But I doubt that you would know that.

In case you havent noticed yet... What you think is not what matters. I was trying to help. You didnt get it..

I guess you will continue to stick your foot in your mouth. Makes for good entertaintment, I admit.

In case you havent noticed yet... What you think is not what matters. I was trying to help. You didnt get it.. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

I guess you will continue to stick your foot in your mouth. Makes for good entertaintment, I admit. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

Any computer geeks out there available for some pro bono work? Luke Skywalker's computer negative comment button is stuck and he seems incapable of turning it off.

Any computer geeks out there available for some pro bono work? Luke Skywalker's computer negative comment button is stuck and he seems incapable of turning it off. Originally Posted by Wheretonow

There you have it. You got your last word. Good luck.

There you have it. You got your last word. Good luck. Originally Posted by Luke Skywalker

Not sure how we got crossways but best of luck. Happy New Year.

You need to find another vet. Originally Posted by pyramider

It was a gift from my uncle ..very long time ago. He was a year old and probably weighed 170 to 180 pounds. He got excited. Imagine a huge dog with fierce appearance but puppy energy ...anyone would be intimidated.

I had him at the park and someone called the police because I had him off leash. I explained that a leash was worthless because a man isn't strong enough to contain him. I called him and he walked around me and sat at my right side. He wouldn't move from the "stay" command. You spend a lot of time training them. You get very attached and they only live to be about seven. The AKC versions are smaller but they still don't usually make it to ten.

The short life span of the big breeds is a heart breaker. They seem to go from puppy mode to decline mode almost without an adult mode.

The short life span of the big breeds is a heart breaker. They seem to go from puppy mode to decline mode almost without an adult mode. Originally Posted by pyramider

I had a girl over and I'm sure the neighbors thought I was fucking her. She was going "oh, my God, oh my God, oh my God". She was terrified and he just wanted to sit in her lap. I was no help. I was laughing too hard. After the initial shock, she became very attached to him. She would take him places in her little Pinto. He filled up the passenger seat and the car would lean. At maybe 100 pounds, if she ran out of gas, she could have rode the dog home.

He was laying in the back of my uncles pickup at the grocery store. An old guy had parked in front of the truck. As he walked by, he was swinging his arm, lightly tapping his knuckle on the side of the pickup. As he reached the bed, of the truck, the dog raised up and went "woof". My uncle said they were nose to nose and was sure that man shit his pants.

Sorry to have highjacked the thread with dog stories.

Sorry to have highjacked the thread with dog stories. Originally Posted by EZ.

Much more entertaining than the name calling I've received, and who doesn't love a good dog story? Our animals become as precious to us as our children, and it's just as heartbreaking when we lose them.

This thread is nothing short of God Damn amazing. I can't believe I read it all. I think I'll go jerk off to some Lezley Zen porn or something. Tootles!