I Need input on this! ( mainly for the Gents)

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  • eve
  • 02-27-2011, 12:47 PM
Wow first of all I go to sleep and I wake up and thing uhm lead me check eccie. Wow...... anywyas mofo thanks , all I was really wanting was apt vs hotel. But I learned. About places I didn't know... some eye openers. Should have had coffee first!
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Good thread. And Eve, I'm glad you're staying up north. You're someone I keep hearing good things about, and the market up here is not crowded with quality providers.

I think your idea about a nice extended-stay is a good one - you can easily relocate if you start to feel uncomfortable. Seems like a great way to minimize problems.
Agree there are lots of extended stay places and some are quite nice.

But, to put a different twist, I would not recommend anywhere (e.g. Studio 6) which has an outside entrance. Nothing to do with OP, but I am not going to visit anybody where her bf/pimp can come in without going through a lobby area.

Just too risky for me. Had bad experiences, and look at recent alerts too. Yes, I know anybody can walk through a lobby, but I'm not sure if a pimp would march me through a lobby with a gun at my head unless he had very good reason.
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Wow...... anywyas mofo thanks Originally Posted by eve
Will she or won't she get points for disrespecting a mod? Kidding of course but the typo was funny.

Now even with mean old Wakeup being the elephant out front shitting all over Naomi's parade, I would love for Naomi to keep posting in the Houston forums, just sayin'
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I'd like to know where I picked on her...
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I'd like to know where I picked on her... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Sorry I'll make a post edit change to shitting on her parade...
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  • eve
  • 02-27-2011, 09:47 PM
Will she or won't she get points for disrespecting a mod? Kidding of course but the typo was funny.

Now even with mean old Wakeup being the elephant out front shitting all over Naomi's parade, I would love for Naomi to keep posting in the Houston forums, just sayin' Originally Posted by Wayward

Lol wow... I can see my lack of caffeine this afternoon and trying to type from my phone really was not a good idea!!! Sorry MOJO!!!!!
Was still in the bed on my phone typing that one...
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Why not get a Motor-Home?
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  • eve
  • 02-28-2011, 02:30 PM
Why not get a Motor-Home? Originally Posted by ICU 812
LMAO Really.. maybe... UHm.... NO!!!! Yeah like I said.. A BOX!!! CANT STAND A BOX....LMAO Good one though.. I wonder if there is a provider in a motor home? Hey maybe like those dog grooming vans. Front door service.. They park in your drive way and all.. LMAO That makes me wonder..
LMAO Really.. maybe... UHm.... NO!!!! Yeah like I said.. A BOX!!! CANT STAND A BOX....LMAO Good one though.. I wonder if there is a provider in a motor home? Hey maybe like those dog grooming vans. Front door service.. They park in your drive way and all.. LMAO That makes me wonder.. Originally Posted by eve
Eve, ever go look at motor homes? if you have time, take a tour of them.. they are nicer than some apartments

I saw a 5th wheeler (the kind with the big hump that goes over the back bed of a truck with 3 axles, had a center island kitchen, king temperpedic bed upstairs (the hump), its own washer and dryer, computer desk and in the back 2 recliners with a 46 inch flat panel tv..

Yes you could call it a Rolling pleasure vehicle.
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  • eve
  • 02-28-2011, 05:52 PM
Lmao yes I have seen them.. I thought they were kinda cool... I guess it would like outcall.. yes... where your driveway?
Puts a whole new meaning to outcall. But wait what it be outcall or incall?
I would love to have one for personal use.. Maybe take it to the beach and all.. Just not providing..
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You could provide your services...at the beach!!!! Perfect!! LOL
An interesting thread and I like seeing it in this forum instead of reading it in the powder room. While the topic may seem to be more significant to the providers, there are things hobbyists should know to look out for their safety as well. Of course, we all know their are males involved in the industry in one way or another and they should know some things, too.

I have had the privilege of observing a few things from the perceptions of many and many more have shared their expertise or lack thereof with me. I have a few suggestions since Eve asked about the topic, both with hotels and apartments.

* If I live in the same apartment complex as you, I am not paying the outcall rate if you come to my apartment.

* If you rent to or from someone in the hobby and you want to lease it for a long time, keep it a separate and cash business. Everyone stays happy longer that way.

Hotels:

I don't like them, but they are a necessary evil at times. They are easily staked out and the staff does pay attention. Having a friendly clerk helps, but if he is too friendly, you and a lot of other girls are going to be there. It is best to rotate between 4 or 5 hotels if you can, especially if you are doing any volume. Houston is a bit like DFW in that the city of Houston itself does not really have the resources to cover its territory and busting a few escorts who are being discreet is not huge on their list. The smaller townships and adjoining cities and jurisdictions do have a better eye and read the hotel guest lists. If possible, stay in the Houston city limits.

Apartments:

I like them better. Gals still need to move from time to time unless the turnover around them is high. It also depends on how conspicuous you are. Lets face it. Some of you look like hookers or strippers.

Don't eat where you shit. In other words, if you can maintain or share a separate incall with someone, that is best. If you live there, a separate bedroom for sessions is better than your own bed.

I know this economy sucks, some of you have some problems that got you here to begin with, so you work with what you got. Just remember that it is an office of sorts. The hobbyists impression is based on everything he sees during his visit. A much nicer incall is the biggest difference in the lady that charges $50 or $100 more. Make that bed, have the place clean, and take the dog to the taxidermist. Just kidding. I love dogs.

Location:

Not entirely sure about Texas, but I am pretty sure that if you are located near a school zone, you get more charges that get pretty serious. So check the area before you sign a lease by driving around. Ask the leasing agent, telling her you prefer a more adult community that doesn't have that kid noise. This also avoids communities of people with families who have some fucked up sense of morality about raising their kids near a brothel. Key points: no school zone, adult communities. If section 8 housing is the best that you can do , then at least your clients get to go strapped and may do some other business while they are there.

Accessibility, viewability:

There are more and more mid-rise apartment complexes that are large, have parking garages, and no visibility from anywhere but in the hallway you happen to be in. These are ideal because they are hard to get good surveillance on and if there are no security cameras in the hallway, no one knows your business and rarely sees who comes and goes. Clothing, pimped out cars, and lots of parties are not a good idea. Discretion means not attracting attention. These mid-rise communities are usually filled with younger people who you will blend in with. These young people are fairly aloof and self centered so if you don't mess with them, they will not even notice you. Sometimes, there are a few "hookers" already with their hoopties or pimped out rides and the AA gentleman who looks like he is ridin dirty. With 1,000 or more tenants alray there, you need a few to draw the attention away from you. If you are a true professional escort, then you will not look like a hooker when you come and go.
Key points: Mid-rises are good for blending in and a lot of traffic. If not an option, at least try to get one where it is hard to see which exact apartment someone is going in.


Moving:
*Get boxes, have all your shit packed, and hire movers. Your hobby boyfriends don't want to move you, don't want to get bitched at for doing it wrong, and not get some pussy for doing it. That is why we got divorced.
Unpack and set up the bedroom first. Get it done well. we can forgive you for the first two weeks if the bedroom and bathroom are looking good. It really does go both ways, ladies. We just get to talk about it on the board because we paid for it. We all know 90% of all men keep their bathrooms and bedrooms in such a state that you would not go back if you were not getting paid.



I am sure I have a few other tidbits of wisdom to share and if I think of them I will post them too. Eve and everyone who read my drivel, I hope you find it helpful.