I read stories of a man's ruined life due to prostitution and think to myself.

Police: did you pay her for sex?

Me: no

police: so why did you give her money after you fucked her throat?

Me: So she can Leave since I'm done with her.

Police: You have a nice day now sir.

Thanks for bumping this monumentally stupid post by the OP to the top...much like the Fast Gunn thread, let's keep this one alive for the sheer laughs...