Does being asked this offend you guys?? And if so, what's the best way to ask??

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My place is ALWAYS nice, clean, comfortable, welcoming... I ALWAYS keep disposable toothbrushes, listerine mouthwash, paper cups, clean towels, fresh wash rags, deodorant, cutips, fresh linens and an assortment of men's body wash... Also cold water mints/sweets ect... I'll usually ask if you need to use the bathroom. And, I take the lead and wash my hands as soon as I walk in. I at least expect that if you're going to be playing with my vayjay. Now, I will say, that if you do not pass my sniff/hygene test I'll definitely let you know and kindly ask you to jump in the shower. As far as me being clean, it's my job to always be clean. Besides that, that's just how I am. A germophobe that sometimes goes overboard but I'd rather be that way than to get complaints about having stinky breath or worse... We all know what we are here for, so guys, please remember this. Also, I would not be offended if I was asked to shower... I completely understand but I'd expect you to join me. (-:
I think having these things at your incall are definitely a MUST! Believe me, the session will go great if we all had just a little common sense and good hygene... Just my 2¢'s Originally Posted by LatinaMoxie
Just an FYI moment, you ladies know that guys are ignorant as to how the female mind works, right? Personally one of the reasons I hobby rather than date. It was stated in the OP that this was for her "piece of mind". Not that the gents show up dirty or smelly. Another poster admitted to being a bit of a germaphobe. Ya'll see strangers with various standards of hygiene, and tend to group all clients in the lower bracket for your own "piece of mind". Example: Yesterday some 'tard show up with smely balls, so now to avoid that unpleasantness all clients need to wash up before a session. I get it, and it makes sense.
Now that summer is here and you can break a sweat just walking to your vehicle, it makes perfect sense to jump in for a quick rinse just to wash off the drive.
We all want every session to go as pleasantly as possible, I think we can all agree on that. If a quick shower helps put your mind at ease, then I highly recommend it and will start to add that as part of my repertoire as well.
As long as that time is not part of the season I think its a great idea. Ya'll gotta agree, the prices paid in the hobby at $300+/hr can only be found in the top 5% of the civie market. And a 10 min shower runs about $50 bucks at that rate. Guys hate a clock watcher at those prices... Let's just be fair about this and have fun.
Originally Posted by H.Hardhat
Here I am agreeing again with HardHat! A good voice of reason.
To the point and very articulate.
FRESHLY Showered thread


I NEVER ask
#59 I don't ask the question if you would like a shower. I say go ahead and get undressed, i have the shower ready.

I stand in the bathroom w/you and give directions.
"Spend less time scrubbing your ears and shoulders." "Please spend more time
cleaning your dick balls and ass crack and I PROMISE i'll spend more time down there too"
If i see you're neglecting your dick balls and ass crack i grab your wash towel, tell you to spread 'em and i help you out.

I do this every time






put it in your ad or let them know it's your policy when u confirm a booking...OR have the soap and water ready and sensually wash them yourself when they get there... (just suggestions)