I got a secret PM telling me of where I can find several fallen ASPD members. So I took off in the car with a
box of his favorite Chardonney to honor BigKotex. I just barely made it to his gravesite after downing said box.
I'm wearing a flag because Bigkotex was a veteran and I'm respectful like that.
Next I'm off to see WTF. I had packed some Coke and Jack Daniels (which I find more plalatable) to honor him by peeing on WTF as he laid by his pool. When I got there, I found he had already beaten me to it himself.
His former avatar looks like false advertising. Somewhat disgusted I just pee'd in WTF's pool and left.
Now for my final destination. I've got a case of Bud for the irony. Anyone who wants to join me at the Oilers owner's Bud Adams mausoleum I should be there by 10:30 tonight.