bbf for beginers

Buckman, Eat a bag-a-dicks. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I forgot you can still type while doing this. You are quite talented. Maybe you should break into the biz.

It's ok if business is slow if you charge 400/hr, right?

LOL!

If you could read the transcript of our conversations amalgamated from you following me around and crawling so far up my butt, you would see how much of a wackjob you look like. I'm glad you found the hobby but there are more than one girl to pick on.... I mean pick from here.
MOVE ONE GUY.

Hmm....Whispers and Knottyman seem to be the only people capable of speaking in Joan's language so far..... Originally Posted by Beagle

Truly frightening.

OLD?!?! bahahahahaha you are so misinformed.
I'm probably HALF your age.

I like how you're trying to insult me now though haha, keep it classy buddy! Whatever helps you sleep at night. Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Half our age is too old for us. Were all here to fuck chicks that we can't normally fuck in real life or have to work to hard to fuck. I can fuck nice looking 30+ year olds any day of the week I want to put any effort into it. I'm here to fuck 20 year olds. Don't know how old mr buckdude is but my guess is if your over 25 your tits are too old for many of us.

So who do I have to call a wackjob ? Originally Posted by rockerrick

ahh I'll just smother you for the hell of it. I'm sure you've pissed me off in the past or will piss me off in the future so we can just take care of it now if you'd like

Bare Back Fingering.....

Practiced in all the clubs by many of the strip club guys. Joan is an ex stripper turned DP

You really need to come hang out with us. Originally Posted by Whispers

Damn you really are the Ho-whisperer.

Thanks man. I was really lost on what she was saying, and most likely will continue to be.

Truly frightening. Originally Posted by Sire

thats cuz im a chinese, dyslexic, lesbian, with a stutter, trapped in a 50 yr old mans body with the dick of a man one tenth my age!!

Bare back fingering. That's what all this was about. Fuck I didn't catch that from the beginning. What other type of fingering is there????????????????

Ive never put on mittens to rub a chicks snatch.

ahh I'll just smother you for the hell of it. I'm sure you've pissed me off in the past or will piss me off in the future so we can just take care of it now if you'd like Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

Still dont know who you are , so probably just piss you off in the future . Always up for smothering . Mmmmmmmm Smothering !!!!!!

Common misconception that if a girl participates/posts a lot that business must be slow. Wronggggggg! Some girls only like to see 1-2 clients a day, so that leaves the rest of the day pretty wide open to do as they please, they're not always fucking and sucking. Secondly, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't YOU come at EJL calling her a wackjob in this thread?? As far as I'm concerned that is YOU coming at HER in a completely unrelated thread. Just had to get another jab in didn't ya?? Get over it. You read it *months* ago, yet it stuck with you for *months* -- clearly you have no dropped it if you are PMing her, and trying to call her out in unrelated threads.

NOW IF WE CAN ALL GET BACK ON TOPIC TO 'BBF FOR BEGINERS" whatever the fuck that is. Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

She called me out in another thread, I replied in this one. This one seemed more reasonable to hijack

Bare back fingering. That's what all this was about. Fuck I didn't catch that from the beginning. What other type of fingering is there????????????????

Ive never put on mittens to rub a chicks snatch. Originally Posted by homer13

Haven't you ever seen those finger condoms before? What, you thought those were for minor cuts? That's just a selling tool. People in the know have been using those to finger pussies since the '50's.

Half our age is too old for us. Were all here to fuck chicks that we can't normally fuck in real life or have to work to hard to fuck. I can fuck nice looking 30+ year olds any day of the week I want to put any effort into it. I'm here to fuck 20 year olds. Don't know how old mr buckdude is but my guess is if your over 25 your tits are too old for many of us. Originally Posted by homer13

Who is us? You and buckman? I am definitely not 30+, not sure where you got that impression? I turned 26 two months ago, guess I'm expired!


Seriously, ya'll take all the fun out of this place. I made a joke about smothering someone with my boobs, and now it's come to insults, inaccurate ones at that, and criticism? You guys don't even know who I am, nor do you know what I look like but you keep trying to insult me with your guesses...pathetic in it's truest form.

JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME AND LAUGH AND FLIRT k thanks byeeee

She called me out in another thread, I replied in this one. This one seemed more reasonable to hijack Originally Posted by buckman

Well played.

Who is us? You and buckman? I am definitely not 30+, not sure where you got that impression? I turned 26 two months ago, guess I'm expired!


Seriously, ya'll take all the fun out of this place. I made a joke about smothering someone with my boobs, and now it's come to insults, inaccurate ones at that, and criticism? You guys don't even know who I am, nor do you know what I look like but you keep trying to insult me with your guesses...pathetic in it's truest form. Originally Posted by BlakeConfidential

I wanna know what you look like.

??

Half our age is too old for us. Were all here to fuck chicks that we can't normally fuck in real life or have to work to hard to fuck. I can fuck nice looking 30+ year olds any day of the week I want to put any effort into it. I'm here to fuck 20 year olds. Don't know how old mr buckdude is but my guess is if your over 25 your tits are too old for many of us. Originally Posted by homer13

I'm in my late 50's so yes anything over 25 is too old, especially if there saggy or fake and hard.

I'm in my late 50's so yes anything over 25 is too old, especially if there saggy or fake and hard. Originally Posted by buckman

Being in your late 50's, I would assume you would know the difference between there and they're, but apparently not.

My 36DDs are perky, natural and beautiful. Too bad I'm a few months over your age criteria huh? How will I ever survive??! Oh wait, I retired and you wouldn't stand a chance with me in civvie world.


Back to BBF, like homer said, what other type of fingering is there?! Finger condoms? My oh my. Better safe than sorry??? hahaha I really don't even know what else to say about that...Guess I'm a 'BEGINER' and have a lot to learn!