I need brain surgery

  • DSK
  • 08-15-2016, 08:49 AM
FWIW, I'll be in Houston next Saturday. Originally Posted by SpeedRacerXXX
Bet you can't beat up Luke Wyatt!!
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Bet you can't beat up Luke Wyatt!! Originally Posted by DSK
He can't find him!!! Especially if a map is involved.
brain surgery???? dunno about brain surgery....

there are someone(s) that need a brain flush or a brain freeze!

Here are the candidates for such a thing.
Ekim (Iva biggum)
Yssup ryder
sis chapel
that babe that got banned (forgot her name)
Obama
Hillary Clinton
Paul Ryan

if there is anyone I missed, add to the list. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm
How 'bout EKIM's mentor and gloryhole partner ASSUP PIGGY MAMBOOLAH ? !! He'll be SOOOO hurt that you forgot about Mr. DOTY 4 Times !!!
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How 'bout EKIM's mentor and gloryhole partner ASSUP PIGGY MAMBOOLAH ? !! He'll be SOOOO hurt that you forgot about Mr. DOTY 4 Times !!! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
He's busy trying to find a dry stool cover down at Nau's ENFIELD Drug!

They're still slippery and sticky from the weekend.
Meanwhile, Sissy Chap, you keep the value of Handi Wipes up by taking it in the face. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
That must be why EKIM, assup and Lubed Wide Ass are complaining about having problems finding those wipes for their " therapeutic spas " and have resorted to the same " solution " to their gloryhole malady. But EKIM and assup have always followed the WOOMBY philosophy of " waste not want not " when it comes ( or should that be CUMS ! ? ! ) to a man-batter facial !!! They're always going for the " glazed donut " look, to the horror of Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts !
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...But EKIM and assup have always followed the WOOMBY philosophy ..... Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Interesting ...

...and Ive-Little-One started a thread suggesting I was a new Womby!

I'm sure he was just crushed when he discovered that was incorrect.
Lexie licker ------> <----- gay rey
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Lexie licker ------> <----- gay rey Originally Posted by i'va biggen
always bringing in the male to male sex lives
always bringing in the male to male sex lives Originally Posted by cptjohnstone



It is what you fags do, now there can be a threesome with you chiming in hillbilly. Ass kissers three.



It is what you fags do, now there can be a threesome with you chiming in hillbilly. Ass kissers three. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
So EKIM. Are YOU the designated pivot "man " AND bottom " man " when YOU and assup and Lubed Wide Ass get together for a reach around crew " MEATING " !!! ? Have YOU taught Lube how to pick dingleberries yet ? Sure, he can't pick them by the bushel PER HOUR like you do, but give the rookie some time to get the hang of it. He doesn't have YOUR YEARS of experience !!!
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Hey, Fisting Chap! Did you have your brain surgery yet?
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Hey, Fisting Chap! Did you have your brain surgery yet? Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
They are still tied up in imaging I'm sure.
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Considering what they have to work with, I'm guessing it's an outpatient procedure.
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Considering what they have to work with, I'm guessing it's an outpatient procedure. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy
Well, the imaging has to be high-tech for magnification requirements.
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So I think I will hire a lawn services crew for the job

it just cracks me up that Trumpcans think hiring someone so void of knowledge, so ill prepared to serve as CIC, and so mentally unstable is fit to run this country. What a fitting analogy. You don't hire a fisherman when you need an organ transplant. You don't hire a Dept store cashier when you need a highway built.

I mean come on folks saying Trump is an outsider with NO political experience and therefore should be hired for the job is just asking for the US demise similar to that of the Roman empire.

No we just won't allow that to happen.

and lastly the title I chose for this thread was for the sole purpose of I B Lying and his friends that are about to blow a gasket to have a little fun with. They deserve it after the results of the latest Presidential polls. lol Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel
When you need a leader you don't hire someone from Chicago who is an unrealistic political partisan without a background in actual governance. You see how Obama worked out and Hillary (hard to believe) will be worse.