Best Movie Quote EVER!

"one shot", DeNiro, Deer Hunter

"Christ, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop."
Dodgeball

Two from Young Guns:

"Buenos dias, shitheads."

"Hey dog, DOG! You see the size of that chicken?"

Since we're close to Halloween I'll offer these two gems from Monster Squad:

Come on you guys, don't be chickenshit.

And the classic: Wolfman's got nards!

Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
Vinny Gambini: [beat] Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS. Originally Posted by Smokin Joe

Old Herman Munster at his best!

Who would have thought The Princess Bride could be a treasure-trove of hobby-related quotes.

For when your ATF says, 'I'm thinking of getting a boob job' - "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." - Westley to Buttercup

For when you decide to try that, uh, herbal viagra -
Valerie: "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It'd take a miracle."

What you hope your ATF says when you ask about CIM: "As you wish."

What you hope your ATF says when you lose your hard-on: "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

For SL: "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women." - The Man in Black to Fezzik

And, of course, the entire wedding scene is classic.

Who would have thought The Princess Bride could be a treasure-trove of hobby-related quotes.

For when your ATF says, 'I'm thinking of getting a boob job' - "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." - Westley to Buttercup

For when you decide to try that, uh, herbal viagra -
Valerie: "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It'd take a miracle."

What you hope your ATF says when you ask about CIM: "As you wish."

What you hope your ATF says when you lose your hard-on: "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead."

For SL: "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women." - The Man in Black to Fezzik

And, of course, the entire wedding scene is classic. Originally Posted by Fratelli

One of my favorite movies! And now when I watch Homeland, all I can think of when Saul is on the screen: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I am sooo glad I am not the only one who likes that movie. I used to watch it over & over!

Fletch: Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?

From "The Usual Suspects", in case you didn't know:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn't exist.

NOW we are getting to the good shit!

... that wasn't a quote

Okay, I'm on a roll here.

"I do not say, 'BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!'" -- Dracula, but can you guess from which movie?

Happy Friday!

I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
Me Mongo.
Sign, please. Thank you.
Mongo like candy.

Happy Friday!

I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me? Originally Posted by Lastcallsuks

Omfg, the way De Niro delivers that last line cracks me up!