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Excellent answers! Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Thanks. I don't see many answers to the Original post. I would like see some answers instead of trash talk, about everything except the original question.

Men

If your old and ugly like me, just say so.

If your SO won't/can.t suck you till your nuts run dry say it,

If you are single and do not want to commit to anyone, just admit you like strange.

Providers

I like sex, does not cut it. You can give it away 7 days a week.

I like to get paid because I'm good at it.

The economy screwed me and I can get paid for sex. Admit it.

I'm an attention freak, I need attention and the money is a bonus.

I really wanted to be an actress, but not a starving actress. So now I act for you and get paid.

All

If you can't be honest, funny or witty. I understand.

Honesty can hurt some people, they look in the mirror and instead of seeing the lines, wrinkles and scars of a life well lived on te edge, all they see an old tired person staring back, full of regrets about what could have been, and a realization that today is just more of the same. Tomorrow will be no different. Your only hope is an hour of fantasy here and there. This is why you are so harsh on anyone who does not live up to your expectations.

Funny is a great weapon. It deflects from the real and now. or maybe your just a happy person.

Witty You have a great way of stating the obvious.

Now anyone know a provider that wants to meet me at a Cheap Strip Club? I'll buy you a beer and a table dance as we hum along to the music of whatever song is playing that I don't know the words to.

WP, you are young. Young people just tend to say it no matter what. That's both good and bad, and you are learning why.

I hobby because I'm naughtier than my SO, and I like to do it more often. I also like to experiment and learn new things. And I love women, damn near all of them.

I'm a nice decent looking guy too WP. I don't fit into your little cynical profile at all. Thats true of a lot of guys here. You might find some more interesting hobbyists just by tweaking your approach a bit.

Have fun be safe.

And speaking your mind around here will always get negative responses from many. The oldtimers/regulars (some of them) want to rule the world and can't stand it if you don't play the game their way. That too is pretty normal everywhere. I personally dislike normal most of the time. Sometimes I love railing a hot girl in missionary though and that's pretty damn normal...... So it depends.

I can't put my finger on it but something isn't adding up

A hidden gem in this thread that deserves a bravo. As a prostate cancer survivor I can attest to the therapeutic value of a few providers who have given service in the manner THN advised. I am much appreciative of that. Originally Posted by MobyDick100

Moby thank you for sharing that. I hope you stay in remission.

As far as why I provide: Life took me for a very unexpected ride and this is the most honest work I know - I'm survivng. I'm good at it and want to remain detatched so i won't give it away for free or be in a relationship. I have an end game. When it has run its course, I will go back to nursing and only see a few select gents based on monthly arrangements.

I also do not fit the mold of most providers. I've never been a dancer, never did it to pay for school (although I am doing it now to pay off my student loans so I can get back into school and finish my BSN), never did it to pay for drugs or a loved on on drugs who I'm only trying to "help", not doing it because I have no other options and to feed some ever-starved histrionic need to be some sad kind of "famous" to a bunch of people who already see me as disposable.

I'm a natural pragmatist. I see it for what it is. Now and in the future.

Moby thank you for sharing that. I hope you stay in remission.

As far as why I provide: Life took me for a very unexpected ride and this is the most honest work I know - I'm survivng. I'm good at it and want to remain detatched so i won't give it away for free or be in a relationship. I have an end game. When it has run its course, I will go back to nursing and only see a few select gents based on monthly arrangements.

I also do not fit the mold of most providers. I've never been a dancer, never did it to pay for school (although I am doing it now to pay off my student loans so I can get back into school and finish my BSN), never did it to pay for drugs or a loved on on drugs who I'm only trying to "help", not doing it because I have no other options and to feed some ever-starved histrionic need to be some sad kind of "famous" to a bunch of people who already see me as disposable.

I'm a natural pragmatist. I see it for what it is. Now and in the future. Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Nicely stated and I always enjoy reading your posts. Your wonderful attitude, charm and kindness will take you far in life.

xoxo,
LMx

Nicely stated and I always enjoy reading your posts. Your wonderful attitude, charm and kindness will take you far in life.

xoxo,
LMx Originally Posted by LilMynx69

Well it got me here

Edit: On a serious note, thank you for your kind words, LM69. The same can be said of you.

Dang. All day and no providers took me up on the offer of a cheap Strip Club, beer and lap dance. Ok I'll pay the cover charge too.

Any takers? Hello? Hello?

Wait, I must have missed that shit!!!!! Where???

I'm kidding, Remote. Sorry I couldn't resist. Blame it on the Henny lol

@THN LOL.

Nicely stated and I always enjoy reading your posts. Your wonderful attitude, charm and kindness will take you far in life.

xoxo,
LMx Originally Posted by LilMynx69

That attitude is the real THN. Great provider, even better person

Double post

@THN LOL. Originally Posted by Remote

But maybe someday

That attitude is the real THN. Great provider, even better person Originally Posted by EasyLover214

Oh EL214. You are a true sweetheart! Ladies, if this gent contacts you, jump on him and treat him well! He is all class and knows how to treat women.

@ THN. Your profile says 65 yrs old? You look 29 mabe. LOL.
If I ever get some time off work. I would verify this age thing for myself.

Remote, don't let THN's profile humor steer you away. She is more gorgeous in person and even better to talk too. She is 3x, not 65 LOL.

Remote, don't let THN's profile humor steer you away. She is more gorgeous in person and even better to talk too. She is 3x, not 65 LOL. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Awww thank you, Tony. Hope you are having a wonderful holiday season so far! And you were right!! The lights are very pretty