I QUIT to make sure I Quit I’m going to commit Hobby suicide

Tig,
Seriously, dude, you just need to get laid. :-)

retirement threads = the new threADs for men Originally Posted by 214JULES

LOL, +1.

First of all - I have to say I don't know tig. Not that I'm aware of (even though he says he was on the A in '03) So I've not really followed him at all.

*side note - i got to give props to dodger for his advice. Well advised sir!*


Secondly - Before I saw Shyster post on this thread, my reply was going to be..."Dude, you need to talk to the Shyster, or read his Sugar Baby, Sugar Daddy thread and get some control over these situations. SJ is the man with the young un's and his sense of humor with what comes with the territory is wonderful, as well is his control of the situation before they ever first meet."

So - that WAS going to be what I advised you....but from what I can tell, you two are either already great friends who like to jab - but more than likely - you can't stand each other. (I know SJ, so I'm heavily leaning towards the 2nd one.)

Fresh Pussy comes at a price, and not just the 125 special to 400hr price tag.
More effort, more bullshit, more negatives all around, but when weighed with the desires of someone who likes the positives - it is usually worth it. (Fresh, firm tits, firm ass, no cheese thighs, usually no kids, tight ass to bang - you know, all that shit. Pretty awesome for the guy that feels that is ALL he wants.)

But I have some advice for you for the next time you come into the hobby. (It's like fuckin a brother - "Once you go black, you never go back." (shout out to my brotha's out there! )

When you return - come back with a new name. P411 can restart your account with a clean slate from what I understand....yeah, you may have to re-establish yourself....but that may be a GOOD thing in your case.

When you post to the boards - don't mention you see 3 girls in a day. If you were booking with my once firm ass at 18-21 yrs old - all I'd be thinking is, "how long am i gonna have to suck his dick...if he already fucked twice today, (which is a possibility due to his patterns of lining up 3 in a day many times when he hobbies) then he's gonna take FOREVER to cum....and I bet he will want to finish in my mouth as he wants a NQNS........so that means no chance of a lot of fucking. (slight chance, but not so much since that is so important). I know dick suckin is fun - for both parties - but not after her lips go numb and she gets a kink in her neck and her knees are burning and her back is killing her - and when she is done, she has teeth marks tearing up the inside of her lips from covering her teeth and sliding up and down your dick so much. (ok, so now I'm committing hobby suicide by complaining on how long I prefer to suck a dick - I don't do 1 hr dick jobs - lets just put it that way.)

Don't mention you are a SD.
Or that you've been an SD.
Don't mention you drive a BMW. - she should never even see your car for the way these girls run themselves these days (or whatever it is YOU actually drive, not the old SB.)


Shyster, I love you. You always make me laugh and when people listen to your advice, they are smart. Regardless of the fact that you also fuck folks for money. HAR HAR HAR.



just the .00000001 worth of my thoughts....
From a been around the block, had kids, was highly promiscuous in my young years, (no, didn't result in the kids), tits are long past perky and firm, ass so big I got to get the next size up in jeans provider with several years of experience, who knows how to run her own biz, the way she wants to - while still making the clients very happy.

Here's my best clip of what it must be like to fuck an 18 yr old spinner...
http://motherless.com/042ED6

Great body, great pussy, great ass.

When she's saying she's rubbing her clit - it's so non enthusiastic.
And I couldn't watch all of it - but I did most of it.
She sqeaking as he thrusts - and boy is he enjoying himself. "Oh fuck yeah. Oh fuck. That 18 yr old, tight asshole....loves my cock doesn't it." I don't even think she replies.
She never said, "Fuck my ass, fuck me in the ass, pound my ass, i love that dick in my ass" None of the things a girl who REALLY enjoys having a dick in her ass would actually say.

TO TOP IT OFF - I DOUBT SHE IS ENJOYING IT BECAUSE SHE NEVER EVEN TOUCHES HER PUSSY!!!!! If you are enjoying the sex you are having - particularly anal - most gals will reach down, around, under - whatever, to get to their clit and rub at the same time as he pounds. (or wiggles - cuz some guys are too big to get too much ass pounding time in, no matter your age)

Oh, and notice in the beginning, when she's sucking his cock - that her hand never moves.
No ball playing - tickling - rubbing - grabbing..
No motion up and down his shaft to enhance the experience. (I actually think she might have placed it there to make sure it doesn't go in all the way....but still, you can move it up and down...come on, it's more than two inches of dick you are trying to please!)

So - no offense to the 18 yr old gals.....if you need some pointers - holla atcha gurl.

But - with the young ages, come the inexperience and in my opinion - the fakeness....which goes into the "bullshit" category for me.

Are any of the posters on this thread violating a restraining order?

this is gone too far... if ppl put as much effort in sessions or whatever as they are in (no offense tiggy) this thread we would all be exhausted from "cumming-alot" an we would be rich. love all of yall, well minus a certain person... so that being said ... lets talk about sex baby!!!!!!

brookie aka brookebackmountain (neoshmuck..candwho )

sweetaterpie and brooke - sorry, but I can't follow ya.

so if it was aimed at me, it's WAY over my head.


I don't dislike the tig at all - just trying to help him out with some advice, as well as what I personally think it must be like with a youngin most of the time. (until you train em the way Shyster explains. GO SHYSTER!)

And if being friends with the lawyer makes me an enemy, so be it. That's your own foolish behavior speaking, not mine. I got no beef with anyone on this board, the one girl I didn't care for isn't here any more....and other than that, I just have a bad taste in my mouth for one who is active, but that's just from a first impression. Doesn't mean she's on my shit list.

Do your thing tig.
Girls - get your shit together if you are one of the one's he is referring to.
Leave a 30min-1 hr window between clients if you see multiples in a day.

other than that - get to it.

WOW,

This is the runon thread of the month...

Tig,

Good luck, hope you find your happy place.

I think we all know and are very aware of the over / under on 25 - You know the drill, if you want to roll dice on a unproven resource then you get what you get...

That is why the information and research her is SO important. I do not see anyone hardly ever without reading reviews and hopefully meeting then in non BCD situations to check our compatibility...

to all the ladies that replied with caring, supportive, suggestive and or sarcastic comments.... Hobby Luv you all!!!

PPE

<<<<sarcastic

hly too ppe!!

Originally Posted by cpi3000

What the fuck is this shit?
When, if ever, will Tiggold quit?
One did not bring the cover
So he won't be her lover
Two was there with Aunt Flo
But for Tiggold, that's no go
Three saw guys way too many
Now she won't see one penny
Four told lies about her dump
Tiggold is no one's chump!
Five smelled bad and was dirty
If she bathed she would be purtee
Six just laid, did not her job
More attention to Tiggold's knob!
Seven had an S D T
Tiggold said, "don't give to me!"
Eight asked Tiggold for a tip
A tip is earned so she got zip
Will Tiggold quit from all this trauma?
No, no, no, he likes the drama

What the fuck is this shit?
When, if ever, will Tiggold quit?
One did not bring the cover
So he won't be her lover
Two was there with Aunt Flo
But for Tiggold, that's no go
Three saw guys way too many
Now she won't see one penny
Four told lies about her dump
Tiggold is no one's chump!
Five smelled bad and was dirty
If she bathed she would be purtee
Six just laid, did not her job
More attention to Tiggold's knob!
Seven had an S D T
Tiggold said, "don't give to me!"
Eight asked Tiggold for a tip
A tip is earned so she got zip
Will Tiggold quit from all this trauma?
No, no, no, he likes the drama Originally Posted by Shackleton

that was brilliant

PPE did you say you love me........awww I heart you to. Giggling.

no it wasnt aimed towards you hunny. love you PPE

This is hobby suicide? Hell, it's more like a typical week in my hobby life.

I opened up the thread expecting (hoping?) him to announce he was an HIV+ transexual.

Now THAT would be hobby suicide.

(On a separate note, I would like to nominate Shackleton for post of the year).