As USUAL... most of the fucks around here have gotten it wrong.Thinking? You call that thinking. Now you just compounded solicitng a prostitute with defacing money - a federal crime!
The two fucks above got it close.
Here's how you do it:
Say the deal is 10 visits for $1,000
You get TEN "Franklins", give her ONE Franklin on the first visit.
You also cut the other 9 Franklins in half, and give her the left hand sides of the Franklins, and YOU keep the right hand sides of the Franklins.
She knows you are committed for nine more visits.... she has to make good on the visits to make the money.
If she just won't complete the transaction... well.... you are still out the money.... but you'd have been out the money anyways. At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that she didn't get the cash either... and then you can come here to ICKY and tell us what a thief she is..... and what a stoopid fuck you were to even consider this.
SO.... YOU lose, SHE loses... and the community wins.....
And the entertainment value is through the fucking roof....
Why do I have to do all of the thinking around here.....
You go first.....
But I wouldn't go any higher than Jackson's ..... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya