You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

But they don't sell my brand. I checked.

I don't know about executive membership, but I'd love to check out your executive 'member'

When you get to this intersection and you start counting how many twenties you have LMAO


When you wear your favorite T-shirt with a huge smile

When every time you type web address' ending in .cim you type .cim ... oops :-/

You win the lottery and envision the following newspaper article

go to a mall or any other public place and look at the ladies guessing what their donation rate might be if they were a provider. Originally Posted by NearHauteRed

To go along with that, you're looking at hot civilian women and think, "what a waste of talent."

I was eating and using my laptop at Panera Bread today. There were three Jehovah's Witnesses ladies at a table directly behind me having a bible study. When I turned on my computer my previous session was restored, and a pic came up on the screen. These ladies did not witness Jehovah.......but they may have witnessed a pic from a provider showcase. In retrospect, I seriously doubt if they saw it; I closed the pic at the speed of light. I knew I was in the hobby, lol.

when you name your goldfishes, "dato and daty" Originally Posted by knotty man

I love it!!

When I open my checking account statement and there's multiple pages where the ATM withdrawals closely match the rates of my ATF'S!

When you look in the glove box of your car and you have 2 boxes of condoms in it.

When you get up at 3am to go to the rest room and you don't go back to bed till after you log on to eccie and p411.

When you hear someone talking about a Greek Restaurant and you get a woody...

You know you're a provider/hobbyist when you hear the word starfish and giggle (when no one else might).

When you go shopping and you buy 2 of everything. 1 for Incall and 1 for your home.

When you have to pay 2 utilitie bills, rent etc. etc.

Loading your Green Dot or prepaid card several times in a week.

... you see a job posting for a "Provider Account Manager" and your first thought is "pimp."

I'm new here, but can't wait until I have my 2 cents to toss in!! This sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun!!