Hi Buffalo !!!

I had a crew of young and old bouncers at a spot on Elmwood....
Girl fight breaks out... Older guys went in with caution.... younger guys went in with abandon.... and came out scratched, bloodied and walking hunched over.... Older guys fared better.... I as manager grabbed a guy who wasn't involved at all, locked him up and told him just make it look like I'm throwing you out and I'll get you a VIP card and a $20 tab at the bar.... He came back 20 minutes later and I made good on my promise.... and I was the only one who emerged totally unscathed.....
Another time on Elmwood... I was enjoying myself at a competitors bar with a very attractive 6'1" model type coed who was on the Buff State Soccer team....
A fight broke out and the doorman knew me and handed me his wad of cash before leaving me standing near the door to the club to go get involved.....
Instead of just holding on to the money.... I stood at the door and ID'd people coming in and charged them a $5 cover.....
A few minutes later.... the doorman returned.... and couldn't believe I had took it upon myself to ID and charge the cover.... He laughed when he found out I was charging five bucks instead of three.....
I was the one who ended up with a bar tab that night.....
And before any of you canuckleheads thinck of it.....

Oooooh .... lala!
Ooooooh-lala!
And ANOTHER "Ooooo-lal!"
Amber Does's Avatar
mmmmm WTF ya don't like a good bitch fight ????

well each his own Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
No one is fighting over the subject of ads.
Ya'll just want some drama to liven up this ghost town of a board. 🙄
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Stunning that anyone would come to a whore board for yucks.

I see this as an elites-only whore board, all the top folk are here spreading all the joy. Would name names but don't want to insult anyone by leaving he or she out.

Also some surprising gems from a hook or three who come across as intelligent and don't take everything personally. Again, would name names but don't want to hurt any of my faves.
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Ya'll just want some drama to liven up this ghost town of a board. 🙄 Originally Posted by Amber Does
only a ghost ...town ta ya cause the beta simps dones ...beens kicked ta ...the shitter by alpha supreme overlord ...plastic man!
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Thought that was "California Plastic Man"
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No one is fighting over the subject of ads.
Ya'll just want some drama to liven up this ghost town of a board. 🙄 Originally Posted by Amber Does