The worst thing a provider/ hobbyist has said or done during a session

I'll keep it short since I'm on my cell phone and I don't feel like typing a novel.

I almost got my dick bit off....

Let that sink in guys, just for a minute.

I was getting a BBBJ and a few minutes she stopped, had a distant look on her, and then started seizing. Tensed up, eyes rolled back, the whole 9. I immediately rolled her on her side, found a pen that was on the desk of the hotel room, and got a lucky instant to shove it in to use as a depressor for her tongue. She tended for a few seconds which obviously felt like minutes, but then calmed down. Luckily she didn't bite her tongue, but certainly did a number on that pen. She looked at me, and instantly started crying out of shame and embarrassment. I calmed her down, said it didn't bother me, and I just wanted to take the steps to make sure she was ok. She said I could have the roses back if I wanted and I said don't even worry about it.

Now after she gets dressed I realized through all this I maintained my erection, which we both got a laugh out of. Apparently adrenaline boners stick around, lol. She offered to finish the session but after she said she was in a wreck a few days back, my first and only though was that she probably got a concussion and if she's having neurological symptoms now, this long after, she needs a scan. We got all cleaned up, and I drove her to a hospital that handles people without insurance.

Moral of the story is, I almost got my dick but off, and head trauma is no joke. Some people would've probably bailed but I couldn't. In the end we are all humans, and I took the time to treat her like one. It was scary, because I also thought of how I would explain it if she stopped breathing. Luckily everything pulled through, and she actually texted me a few days later saying she was fine but going to a doctor for a follow up.

So scary as hell, and felt like some shit you would see in a movie. I'll never forgot that night.

I'll keep it short since I'm on my cell phone and I don't feel like typing a novel.

I almost got my dick bit off....

Let that sink in guys, just for a minute.

I was getting a BBBJ and a few minutes she stopped, had a distant look on her, and then started seizing. Tensed up, eyes rolled back, the whole 9. I immediately rolled her on her side, found a pen that was on the desk of the hotel room, and got a lucky instant to shove it in to use as a depressor for her tongue. She tended for a few seconds which obviously felt like minutes, but then calmed down. Luckily she didn't bite her tongue, but certainly did a number on that pen. She looked at me, and instantly started crying out of shame and embarrassment. I calmed her down, said it didn't bother me, and I just wanted to take the steps to make sure she was ok. She said I could have the roses back if I wanted and I said don't even worry about it.

Now after she gets dressed I realized through all this I maintained my erection, which we both got a laugh out of. Apparently adrenaline boners stick around, lol. She offered to finish the session but after she said she was in a wreck a few days back, my first and only though was that she probably got a concussion and if she's having neurological symptoms now, this long after, she needs a scan. We got all cleaned up, and I drove her to a hospital that handles people without insurance.

Moral of the story is, I almost got my dick but off, and head trauma is no joke. Some people would've probably bailed but I couldn't. In the end we are all humans, and I took the time to treat her like one. It was scary, because I also thought of how I would explain it if she stopped breathing. Luckily everything pulled through, and she actually texted me a few days later saying she was fine but going to a doctor for a follow up.

So scary as hell, and felt like some shit you would see in a movie. I'll never forgot that night. Originally Posted by Merkinsed

wow...that is crazy...sounds like you handled that with dignity and honor, well done.

I'll keep it short since I'm on my cell phone and I don't feel like typing a novel.

I almost got my dick bit off....

Let that sink in guys, just for a minute.

I was getting a BBBJ and a few minutes she stopped, had a distant look on her, and then started seizing. Tensed up, eyes rolled back, the whole 9. I immediately rolled her on her side, found a pen that was on the desk of the hotel room, and got a lucky instant to shove it in to use as a depressor for her tongue. She tended for a few seconds which obviously felt like minutes, but then calmed down. Luckily she didn't bite her tongue, but certainly did a number on that pen. She looked at me, and instantly started crying out of shame and embarrassment. I calmed her down, said it didn't bother me, and I just wanted to take the steps to make sure she was ok. She said I could have the roses back if I wanted and I said don't even worry about it.

Now after she gets dressed I realized through all this I maintained my erection, which we both got a laugh out of. Apparently adrenaline boners stick around, lol. She offered to finish the session but after she said she was in a wreck a few days back, my first and only though was that she probably got a concussion and if she's having neurological symptoms now, this long after, she needs a scan. We got all cleaned up, and I drove her to a hospital that handles people without insurance.

Moral of the story is, I almost got my dick but off, and head trauma is no joke. Some people would've probably bailed but I couldn't. In the end we are all humans, and I took the time to treat her like one. It was scary, because I also thought of how I would explain it if she stopped breathing. Luckily everything pulled through, and she actually texted me a few days later saying she was fine but going to a doctor for a follow up.

So scary as hell, and felt like some shit you would see in a movie. I'll never forgot that night. Originally Posted by Merkinsed

In college I dated a girl with epilepsy. She used to have seizures in the night that would freak me the fuck out. She bloodied my nose one night - not a nice way to be woken up.

Sounds like you are the man. Well done.

I've been around a handful of people that have had episodes like that so I was familiar with the procedure. Plus, in all seriousness I've read some of my buddies papers when he was in Med School, have a cousin that has epilepsy, and watched several episodes of House. As long as you rotate them to avoid swallowing their tongue, keep fingers or anything else out of their mouth, and keep them from hurting themselves you should be fine. She didn't foam, it wasn't a violent convulsion, and was just slow tensing.

After reading up about head trauma induced seizures, it was obvious that she banged her head pretty bad in the crash. I've heard stories about people just dropping dead from a clot that was left unnoticed so I couldn't in good conscious let her be.

In hindsight, however, I'm beginning to think I'm the cause since I've seen this many, lol.

I'll keep it short since I'm on my cell phone and I don't feel like typing a novel.

I almost got my dick bit off....

Let that sink in guys, just for a minute.

I was getting a BBBJ and a few minutes she stopped, had a distant look on her, and then started seizing. Tensed up, eyes rolled back, the whole 9. I immediately rolled her on her side, found a pen that was on the desk of the hotel room, and got a lucky instant to shove it in to use as a depressor for her tongue. She tended for a few seconds which obviously felt like minutes, but then calmed down. Luckily she didn't bite her tongue, but certainly did a number on that pen. She looked at me, and instantly started crying out of shame and embarrassment. I calmed her down, said it didn't bother me, and I just wanted to take the steps to make sure she was ok. She said I could have the roses back if I wanted and I said don't even worry about it.

Now after she gets dressed I realized through all this I maintained my erection, which we both got a laugh out of. Apparently adrenaline boners stick around, lol. She offered to finish the session but after she said she was in a wreck a few days back, my first and only though was that she probably got a concussion and if she's having neurological symptoms now, this long after, she needs a scan. We got all cleaned up, and I drove her to a hospital that handles people without insurance.

Moral of the story is, I almost got my dick but off, and head trauma is no joke. Some people would've probably bailed but I couldn't. In the end we are all humans, and I took the time to treat her like one. It was scary, because I also thought of how I would explain it if she stopped breathing. Luckily everything pulled through, and she actually texted me a few days later saying she was fine but going to a doctor for a follow up.

So scary as hell, and felt like some shit you would see in a movie. I'll never forgot that night. Originally Posted by Merkinsed

You are a class guy for taking care of her, sounds like epilepsy, which is very common.

Housekeeping walked in on me once, not that big of deal, but the worst was when a girls BF knocks on the door in mid session and she goes to answer the door and tells me to hide under the bed. An hour and a half later when he leaves, she still wants me to pay her....

Tell me you didn't feel like a teenager all over again, lol.

I just got out of the hospital..The doctor said>>>>>>>>>
That is such a mood killer

"You are too long for a greek session."

Many years ago I got a BBBJ, at a nudie clud in Houston. The lady used way too much tooth in the activity, It did not bleed, but the skin on the poor dick, bruised.It hurt for about two days after.

"You are too long for a greek session." Originally Posted by zerodahero

Did you pay extra to have her tell you that?

I choose to only remember the good..... :-)

It took some digging to find it again, but I'm always reminded of this epic review:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=661677 Originally Posted by jbravo_123

That was fucked up!!

That ain't right babe. I hope you got out ok.

The worst thing that a chick did to me was set me up to get robbed. Next comes the lady that put me out without all my cloths on. Originally Posted by trey

Trey, Trey, Trey....WOW

My worst experience was getting a BBBJ and it was nice and she says "Breathe through your mouth...". I am like "What?" and she says "I just farted and it is baaad!"

Darth ya gotta name her!! We have got to know who that was

Did someone already link this classic clip and I missed it?

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