I've Decided to Become a Sexual Surrogate

Crawling out of my rock.... Peeking my head out... Long enough to say...

Poo Poo Heads!!!

Originally Posted by Laney1

Quickly smashes the rock on her peekin' out head...

Orkin wins again...

Homie's Ho's marketing tool. For the Newbs first date....

Originally Posted by Still Looking

LMFAO- TFF. I dig it, now give me some poetry please. Mine is weak.

Nah, I figure maybe 1-2 A DAY...


As long as its CBJ, right EJ?
Originally Posted by Toyz

Toyz you're too sensible for this crew.

I can stand a clean asshole, no need for douche.

Toyz your to sensible for this crew.

I can stand a clean asshole, no need for douche. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

We'd be lost without his wit, charm, and funny ass cards.

Lost being the operative word.



Laney did the right thing picking rock.
We all know you can't get far with paper!

Unless uuuuum liiiiiike, your in, like, the 7th graaaade,
and you're making spit balls, to throw at all the girls you really wana do.

Toyz you're too sensible for this crew.

I can stand a clean asshole, no need for douche. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Just lookin for an audience to entertain....thats me.

You cornballs have fun playing with yourselves.
You guys couldn't possibly ever be lonely.
You will always have each other to play with.
Awwwwwww!

Lost being the operative word.



Laney did the right thing picking rock.
We all know you can't get far with paper! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

One thing that pic forgot to include was fire , mess with fire and you're going to get burned .

One thing that pic forgot to include was fire , mess with fire and you're going to get burned . Originally Posted by DIE HARD

Yeah ok!

Mess with a BBBJ and you can get burned too.

So what does that mean?

You're soooo scary devil boy. Your win!

You cornballs have fun playing with yourselves.
You guys couldn't possibly ever be lonely.
You will always have each other to play with.
Awwwwwww! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

I was thinking we'd bring you and Laimie over, pass you around like a bowl, eat some sammiches....get a CBJ...

This has been fun but I think we hijacked this poor guys thread and I really don't want to get pointed so I am going to bow out before I get the warning to get back on track.

What was this thread about?

Laney did the right thing picking rock.
We all know you can't get far with paper!
See below .
Unless uuuuum liiiiiike, your in, like, the 7th graaaade,
and you're making spit balls, to throw at all the girls you really wana do. Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

Wishful thinking ! I can think of at least three things that make that a no go for me .

So what does that mean? Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin

It was nonsense , same as yours !

p.s. It's no secret what types of ladies I see. 20 yr old spinners. I haven't banged a chick over 27 in 2 years and all but one have been under 25. I just ignored your pm's and tried not too hurt your feeling because you were too big and too old for me.

If you want I'll even go find the thread where you begged me to come see you and said you wouldn't tell anyone and would turn me out good. You posted that in an open forum here in coed and I again ignored your advances. Get over it, I just don't want big and old and saggy. I like thin, young and firm with a side of NO BITTER. Originally Posted by homer13

LMAO

Sorry I just saw this.

LOL

I've just been getting in character for my new endeavor.
Listen, the only type of session I would offer you looks something like this:

What was this thread about? Originally Posted by Toyz

Wasn't this the hijack thread ? Oooops !