DOES THE CONDITION OF THE INCALL MATTER?

It depends on how clean the bathroom is.
If it is real clean she may claim it as her incall and lock the door, allowing only paying clients to enter. Originally Posted by randyrogue

Insert lame "blue water" joke here!

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I can't believe you dudes. So a lady has a thyroid problem and you act like she can't suck a dick.WTF. Originally Posted by simpleton

Who has a thyroid problem?

She probably does it real slooow

location not too important as far as it being in the hood vs. river oaks. spartan furnishings are fine. I don't need a lavish place to bone. I do prefer that there be a clean shower, clean towels, and a bed with clean sheets. so even if it were an empty apt. with washer/dryer, linens, and a bed. i'm golden.

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle Originally Posted by island_beau

How's this?

What do Coors Light and sex in a canoe have in common.........



They're both fuckin' near water!

Incall, outcall and alcohol. Three winners.

Does the condition of the incall matter, you ask?

Does the smell of a pussy matters to a client? yes

Does the smell and hygiene of a client matter to a provider? yes

Do safety measures and following the rules matter to both parties? yes

Somewhere in there is your answer.

The hobby is all about details - sloppy at details - I am not interested. All of the great providers I have seen are great at details - making certain I feel as if the session is about me, making certain fun is had by all, making certain everyone is safe . . .

Details matter - this is one of the deciding factors before I try something new

So shy would in-call be any different.

discreet access is key to me. i don't like walking by lots of people when visiting you. i really don't care about the furnishings as long as room is neat and clean.

[quote=Brooke Wild;44135]

Seriously, you're actually discussing this? Was anyone gonna actually show up and say, "Nah, I don't mind a fucked up, shitty incall. Worst part of town. Ratty, cummy mattress... Who cares?"
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I agree ... of course clients care about the incall.

Silly ass question. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

I kid you not. I have heard horror stories of guys having in the hallway.....but they did...

I did notice the Lacoste towels. It made me think of that movie "american psycho" with Christian Bale. I thought they were decorative so I didn't use them.

They are for use....We keep them in supply...

I have fresh organic blue water from the toilet of Father Wayward. It will come with a blessing free of charge... Pm for my special blue water rate... Originally Posted by Ginger Taylor

Finally!!!!!!!!
Respect for the blue water!