Your Favorite Movie Quote(s)?????
- R.M.
- 08-11-2014, 06:27 AM
- Doc69
- 08-11-2014, 08:05 PM
Blazing Saddles:
"Kinky!" Hedley Lamarr(Harvey Korman)
" 'Scuse me while I whip this out" Bart(Cleavon Little)
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!" Hedley Lamar
"Could you repeat that, sir?" Taggart(Slim Pickens)
Young Frankenstein
"What knockers!" Fredrick (Gene Wilder)
"Oh, thank you doctor!" Inga (Terri Garr)
The Godfather
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
"Here's Johnny!" Jack Nicholson in The Shining, as Jack Torrance breaks down the door with and axe.
"Rockin' the boat's a drag. You gotta sink the boat!"
Putney Swope...from the prophetic movie of the same name.
"There will be growth in Spring."
Chance the Gardener...from Being There, also a prophetic movie.
gag...gag..gag Deep Throat
I thought you said he was a get away driver, what the f**k can he get away from ay? (Snatch/Vinnie)
There is no spoon. (Matrix/kid)
[B]Help, help, somebody please help...we're straight.[/B (Boat trip/Nick)
You don't like Beethoven. (Leon/Stansfield)
Pull your tongue out of my ass hole Gary. That's what dogs do. You're not a dog are you Gary? (Snatch/Bricktop)
Eastwood--GBU
You see there's two kinds of people in this world my friend.
Those with loaded guns, and those that dig.....you dig.
Robin Williams--Survivors
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?
Opening of movie Blood Simple
But what I know about is Texas, an' down here.....you're on your own.
"What is a yoot?" Judge Haller asked Vinny from My Cousin Vinny.
- ackvt
- 08-20-2014, 09:10 AM
History of the World:
Count de Money: "Your Highness, you look like the Piss Boy!"
King Louis: "And you look like a bucket of shit!"
King Louis: "It's good to be the King"
King Louis: "Everybody does it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again. So what's it gonna be? Hump or Death?"
King Louis" "GANG BANG!!"
Blazing Saddles:
Where are the white women at?
Need any help? Oh, all I can get.
- ackvt
- 08-20-2014, 09:15 AM
I foget the name of this movie, police something or other. I think from the 80's:
Cop: How much is a coffee?
Waitress: 50 cents.
Cop: How much are refills?
Waitress: Refills are free.
Cop: OK, I'll take a refill.
- Trey
- 08-20-2014, 10:51 AM
You his wife?
Yes, ma'am.
How'd he die?
On top of me.
- ackvt
- 08-20-2014, 12:45 PM
Bullworth:
You mean the Democratic Party doesn't care about us?
BW: Isn't that obvious?
BW: if you don't put down the malt liquor and wings and get behind someone other than a running back who kills his wife you're never gonna get rid of a guy like me.
Bullworth:
You mean the Democratic Party doesn't care about us?
BW: Isn't that obvious?
BW: if you don't put down the malt liquor and wings and get behind someone other than a running back who kills his wife you're never gonna get rid of a guy like me.
Originally Posted by ackvt
"The pussy the pussy I like it really fine. When you are a senator you get it all the time"