Foxy's thread. For the sake of Randomness.

You would be a fool to ask me for MY RW information.
..............

You are just not going to have my RW info to banter about when in fact what is done with that cage is to collect newbie's balls to keep them in line. Originally Posted by WTF

I never asked YOU for your information.
I would appreciate it if you stopped hounding ME as though I did.
You are the one with t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶s̶ an issue with the way I screen;
Fair enough. Use vouches. NOONE TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR INFO.
For the fucktards who are noobs; I will either guide them to P411 (but I can't vouch for them without a session! And with no okay's and no information, they won't get a session! Not from me! Catch 22?) Or they WILL give me their info to screen with! Or they are free to help themselves to BP, P411, DateCheck, Euro's, (etc etc) or any other lady on Eccie!
(I did search for my stats through providers, was going to supply a link to a Search Query of physically similar providers available on Eccie; however, comforting, I am one of a kind apparently, because no other providers match my spec's. I guess I am am a FUCKIN UNICORN! :-O )

I'm not hurting; Either way. I don't cry when a man doesn't want to hand me his information.
I will only say the ones who HAVE; Have been well rewarded in the most delightful of carnal ways.... and may even *gasp* get to know who I am!

Matter of fact; there's not much power play there... unless you want to consider who gets to be "on top" bcd...
That's what happens between people who can establish & build trust.
I'm sorry you haven't ever experienced that. Truly.
Whenever I see guys who act violated, it's because they have been,
or they have witnessed it first hand.
You have my sympathy.
I have seen providers hurt, and I have narrowly missed it myself.
My ass was saved by my screening, and since you offer me no viable alternatives other than what you are protesting; You are merely harassing me now.
This is no longer a discussion.
Have it your way; I'll be the fuckin "ball collector" for the noobs (as you want to call it.) me and my colleagues.


MY PUSSY, MY RULES.

Food for thought:
If some of the women on here are bitches....
There's no need to wonder why.
Even if their nature is actually sweet, the machinations, politics, and undertones will certainly .... change that.

(Exhale. WOOSAH....)


Allow me remind myself why it's good to be ... "Me."

I'm not a leak nor a snitch... I'm just me.

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Uh.... I don't think you are aware... I can't see those.
Never have been able to... no matter how much I focus/unfocus...
I have 2 dissimilar eyes. One has a defect that causes me to see upside-down and not in the other. So focusing is already challenging.... but yeah, no dice with the Stereograms...

I did google-image it though...

Thanks... I thinck.

Unicorns are real you know. Originally Posted by bojulay

I know!

I see one every day when I look in the mirror!

Saving my gif for posterity lol

(Too many bookmarks on my chrome... OYE!)

UNICORN POOP IS DELICIOUS!

Ok.... I am growing tiresome of this debate ... Originally Posted by FoxyNC

I confused tiresome and tired once - in 4th grade.

But, yes, Foxy is growing tiresome.

So am I fool to ask for this information.... or naw?
Illuminate me.
If you were in my position?
It seems as though all you are doing is attacking MY METHOD which for noobs = RW INFO. Period. You want to tell guys it's crazy? FEEL FREE. But I certainly won't be telling them that!
. Originally Posted by FoxyNC

You would be a fool to ask me for MY RW information.



Let me enlighten you.

Folks swim in the ocean all the fucking time without a cage. You know why? Because their chances of getting bitten by a shark are minimal. As in almost nonexistent.

But if you think you need to swim in the ocean in a cage called screening , go right ahead.

You are just not going to have my RW info to banter about when in fact what is done with that cage is to collect newbie's balls to keep them in line. Originally Posted by WTF

My ass was saved by my screening, and since you offer me no viable alternatives other than what you are protesting; You are merely harassing me now.
This is no longer a discussion.


Originally Posted by FoxyNC

I offered up a viable alternative, you just did not like it.

And quit asking me question if when I answer , you then try and accuse me of harassing you.

UNICORN POOP IS DELICIOUS!

Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Wow.... Never saw that one. They definitely hired the right guy to do that commercial, too! Hil-ar-ious!

See.... just when I was about to tell you DO NOT EAT THE UNICORN POO!!!

Heh! Not the serve kind, silly...
My introduction to Unicorn poo was in the form of.... Soaping.

A couple of years ago I had the idea hit me, after seeing girls sell "loose mineral eyeshadow" on Fb.... "Hey, can't I make some for myself, too?" led to a chase to "How-To" tutorials, then Whole-sale websites... And micas (the main ingredient) is also a cross-over from Cosmetics into Body Care (as a colorant!) As were MANY of the available items... And many many recipes... and then scents!
(I must admit, I love scent. I'm a sniffer. I sniff clean clothes, air fresheners, soaps, shampoos, deodorants...
Yes, I am the crazy lady in Walmart who is smelling each and every deodorant before buying a new one!) But longer story a bit shorter....
I ended up eye-balling the soaping culture more than the cosmetics... making a few *cough* purchases from the wholesale website...
(A teensy lil $600 order of supplies.... we call that a "haul" in Soap culture.) Joined a "Soaper" group...
And one of the "big deals" was showing off handcrafted soaps (particularly of the Melt & Pour variety. Old school (cold/hot process) soap is more difficult to a point, but the artsy ones are M&P.) And one.... a gal created, tried to trademark, and ... well, was a roaring stink about it, and her almost uncopyable technique... was the girl who made....
Unicorn Poo!
(Soap lol)

DO NOT EAT THE POO!!!!

LOL

(This is from Bohemiansoapery, if I remember correctly, the originator in the trend! Not her prettiest Unicorn Poo, but still Unicorn Poo none the less.)


(How funny is THIS... so just went a-Googlin' to find this mystical magic amazing unicorn poo... and now the internet is FULL OF SHIT! I mean... Unicorn poo! It's like... a "thing" now.... )




Okay... I may be able to get down with the poo lol




Wearable poo?
WANT!

These? Meh. Not as good as the ring. Brights, not pastels, dammit!












And lastly... I had to keep the link to one honorable mention, while not Unicorn... have a couple friends who are CRAZY about "THE BATMAN".... lol
... so.... I give you....





So my morning is.... like Unicorn poo, hot sweet coffee, and a nice tune to get me going....



Get it?

You can't keep me down!

I'm a Fuckin Unicorn!

All the pessimism?

I confused tiresome and tired once - in 4th grade.

But, yes, Foxy is growing tiresome. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

I used to pick on people, too. When I was in the 4th grade....

I offered up a viable alternative, you just did not like it.

And quit asking me question if when I answer , you then try and accuse me of harassing you. Originally Posted by WTF

VIABLE. Not in YOUR OPINION VIABLE.
Something that would be viable and usable to ME.
You are after all talking TO ME.
(Or are you just posting for your own words to be seen?)
I didn't see some alternative screening method proposed.
What is viable? Capable of working successfully; feasible.
Your answer (in between all the words) was to not ask for personal information to screen. (Right?)
Correct?
No more beating around the bush.
That doesn't work for me.
You persist.
So now your point is....
????
I'm not sorry that I'm not a no-tel hooker who takes "all callers."
That ain't me, never has been me. Not my style.
I will continue to screen. Same as I always have.
You have taught me NOTHING.
You have given me NOTHING.
You have changed NOTHING.
You think I am paranoid;
I think you are paranoid.
So....?



Me thincks ya'll just want to beat a bitch into the ground if you all don't "get your way"... and THAT is N-e-v-e-r going to happen. At least not with me.
















And .... for TG-

VIABLE. Not in YOUR OPINION VIABLE.
Something that would be viable and usable to ME.
You are after all talking TO ME.
(Or are you just posting for your own words to be seen?)
I didn't see some alternative screening method proposed.
What is viable? Capable of working successfully; feasible.
Your answer (in between all the words) was to not ask for personal information to screen. (Right?)
Correct?
No more beating around the bush.
That doesn't work for me.
You persist.
So now your point is....
????
I'm not sorry that I'm not a no-tel hooker who takes "all callers."
That ain't me, never has been me. Not my style.
I will continue to screen. Same as I always have.
You have taught me NOTHING.
You have given me NOTHING.
You have changed NOTHING.
You think I am paranoid;
I think you are paranoid.
So....?



Me thincks ya'll just want to beat a bitch into the ground if you all don't "get your way"... and THAT is N-e-v-e-r going to happen. At least not with me.
Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Looks like your poll shows that I am not the only paranoid one out there.

Stupid idea's beat their selves down...

If you do not step on side walk cracks and you think that keeps you safe , who am I to tell you otherwise?

I'm not really talking to you, I'm talking to folks who might actually believe you. The men who are stupid enough to give up their personal information so ladies can then do simple data searches and come up with information like say their Facebook account, their tax records , where they work.

You are like to person that wants to make it so difficult for a person to buy a gun, no one will buy a gun. That actually drives women out of the business because it shrinks the customer base. You and women like you beat women down who do not screen like you....you make them feel as if they are doing something wrong.

So get aff your high horse about someone trying to beat you down, you are not important enough to beat down. And for the record, neither am I important. The difference is I know and accept that fact.

Just for your information, I support Gun rights...



I also support a clients rights to privacy.
But when he is first starting?

His information is going to either be given to a provider or a screening service-
Or he is going to go to a provider who may give him a reference, yet failed to screen properly, so her reference IMO is crap.

If he isn't a gentleman, and he does something bad, there is no way to hold him accountable then.

That just doesn't fly with my concern for safety.

I'm sorry we don't agree.



And why the hell would I ever think I'm "not special"...
ha!

Special....................... ...ed.

If he isn't a gentleman, and he does something bad, there is no way to hold him accountable then.



Originally Posted by FoxyNC

Have you ever heard of the Law? Men can not assault women , even hookers in this country and not be held accountable .

I'm not going to debate the competency of the law.
Let me easily say, they can use all the help they can get.
It would be in my best interest to do my part.

It would be bad for the law to fail me; And even more-so disappointing to fail myself.

If I can't count on myself, who can I count on?

can we make this fun again wtf?
I would rather talk about poop.

This guy didn't screen his provider properly

can we make this fun again wtf?
I would rather talk about poop. Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Right?!

This guy didn't screen his provider properly

Originally Posted by bojulay

Now that's some funny shit!

I heard there's Insect Women ALL OVER Backpage!
You gotta be careful, bruh!


I love me some ADULT SWIM, BTW....
Yus!



My old joints, SeaLab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Family Guy, and even led me into my first Japanimation, "Inuyasha."
I liked Robot Chicken when it first started but it has even gotten a bit weird for me!

Favorite ever Futurama...:




Awwwww, look. The hooker DOES have a heart!

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