Another NPOA thread

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It's the young guys that annoy me. I'll have to start referring them to you and London.

Originally Posted by Naomi4u
PLEASE do!
What did you do??? your place? Originally Posted by Naomi4u
It was when I first started escorting...we were staying at the same hotel but it happened in his room....I called bloody 999!
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I bet that was a mess! ... Especially if he was married !
I bet that was a mess! ... Especially if he was married ! Originally Posted by Naomi4u
He was....and I'm pretty sure he didn't make it
Personally I don't think a gent qualifies as "geezer" status until his 70's! Originally Posted by Valerie
Oh good. I have time left.
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No way...over 50 is a geezer to me haaaaaaaaaaaa! Fair is fair, being most guys think over 25 today is an old hag. It's dog years, right WTF?
No way...over 50 is a geezer to me haaaaaaaaaaaa! Originally Posted by London Rayne
Thought you'd agree with CB: any guy over 49.
No way...over 50 is a geezer to me haaaaaaaaaaaa! Fair is fair, being most guys think over 25 today is an old hag. It's dog years, right WTF? Originally Posted by London Rayne
Hey I had a 69yr old in Knoxville a couple weeks back wear me out!!
Well, 69 can do that.
I had some bloke email me this morning asking if I did "fellow ex-patriot discounts"....Um, does it say anything on my site about a bloody ex patriot discount!???....What's next? AARP discounts for the geezers?? Originally Posted by Valerie
If I remember correctly, reading *somewhere* on your website, you charge extra for any ex-pat.

I do offer "Active Duty" Military discounts because those guys deserve them! Originally Posted by London Rayne
And bless you for taking care of the military guys.

I was number 2 in the draft lottery when they were pulling numbers. They had stopped calling guys in though. I guess that doesn't qualify.

Naomi doesn't play around about these old guys! Personally I don't think a gent qualifies as "geezer" status until his 70's! Originally Posted by Valerie
I will be 39 forever. Me and Jack Benny (guess that dates me).

A guy did have a heart attack on me once....I'm still traumatized Originally Posted by Valerie
Start a thread about it (ok I will).
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...92#post1090692

Hey I had a 69yr old in Knoxville a couple weeks back wear me out!! Originally Posted by Valerie
I hope that I will do "it" to my dying day. What a way to go!!!
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Hey I had a 69yr old in Knoxville a couple weeks back wear me out!! Originally Posted by Valerie
I had an 82 year old rock my world during an overnight. My first overnight gig ever and he fell asleep right afterward!
Ahhh success!
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Just a question here.... I think I see most here saying that it isn't that "NPOA is worth" it's just a matter of what you can afford at a given time? If that's the case then most if not all if they had the money they would see whoever they wish to see at whatever rate. Originally Posted by Eccie Addict
I think this issue gets confused because it involves several different levels:

NOPA is worth = offensive because vulgar, so change to

No escort is worth = offensive because it confuses the person with the service. But the difference surely is implied, and it's used in other contexts without significant offense. For example, "no quarterback is worth" or "no running back in his 30's is worth." Or "no lawyer is worthm" I think reacting to that -- the person/service distinction -- is over-reacting. But let's change to

No hour-long appointment with an escort is worth = offensive if it implies universality, that is, an objective rather than subjective value. I suppose some people may actually mean that, but rational observers know everyone has different price limits. They may be envious or engaged in reverse snobbery, but we don't take them seriously. We interpret it as

I am not willing to pay more than X for an hour long appointment with an escort.

And there's not a damned thing wrong with that.

Neither is it a matter of what we are ABLE to pay. It's a matter of the value to us. I strongly prefer Coke to Pepsi, but if a restaurant charges $10 for the former and $3 for the latter, I may convert. I can easily afford to pay $10 for a Coke, but I am unwilling to do so.

I agree with your statement quoted above to the extent that I do not set an absolute cut-off (but I don't criticize those who do). I don't agree with the implication that the ONLY appropriate limit is financial resources (but I don't criticize you if that's really your position).
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Thought you'd agree with CB: any guy over 49. Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
No I see men of most ages....I will not say my cut off but it's not under 55. I am also rare that I love younger guys. Very few women in the biz will see men under 30, and under 20 is darn near impossible. Send em my way!
If I remember correctly, reading *somewhere* on your website, you charge extra for any ex-pat.
Originally Posted by SR Only
Erm...no...I say no such thing on my website!
I had an 82 year old rock my world during an overnight. My first overnight gig ever and he fell asleep right afterward!
Ahhh success! Originally Posted by Naomi4u


You know, one of my ATF's is in his 80's....he's so much fun!