Speaking of Brown Sugar, I need to get around to tasting that...
Err, um, I'm a nerd at heart so I wanted a name that appealed to my nerdiness and established how goofy I could be early on. "Captain Classic" just screams off brand Star Wars or pilot of a ship cumming in- I mean, conquering new galaxies.
I thought about changing it but damn near four years into the hobby later, what would be the point? lol
I love this question and I love my "name" Macy Manning. I chose Manning for two reasons. First, the name represents my love of football, I believe the Manning's are the first family of the game. Secondly, if you look at the word manning as a verb it describes escorting to a tee. Manning = is to give pleasure and enjoyment to a man. I chose Macy simply for the play on words. May-c-Manning.
I have always referred to my dick as my Willy. Seems the damn thing always dominates my thinking so I just decided to call him Mr Willy. Corny but WTF.