Speaking Greek...

A nurse asks a patient what he came to see the Dr. for. He said he had a problem with his private part and wanted to talk to the Dr. about it. She said OK and took his vitals and recorded everything on his chart. Then she said OK, take off your pants and we will take a look. He said only if you promise not laugh. She said Sir, I am a professional and have been a nurse for 30 years. I have never once laughed at a patient. So he took off his pants. When the nurse saw how small he was she could barely contain herself but being that she was an experienced professional she stifled her laugh and said so, tell me the problem. He said can't you see? My penis is swollen. She had to leave the room.

A nurse asks a patient what he came to see the Dr. for. He said he had a problem with his private part and wanted to talk to the Dr. about it. She said OK and took his vitals and recorded everything on his chart. Then she said OK, take off your pants and we will take a look. He said only if you promise not laugh. She said Sir, I am a professional and have been a nurse for 30 years. I have never once laughed at a patient. So he took off his pants. When the nurse saw how small he was she could barely contain herself but being that she was an experienced professional she stifled her laugh and said so, tell me the problem. He said can't you see? My penis is swollen. She had to leave the room. Originally Posted by FlyboyNY

Omg.. lmfao
But that is how I like um ; )

KR thats not what you said, it was OMG OMG Omg then it was fuck me harder harder harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by misterbig9.5

Omg lmao..
But so Fuck*ng true!!! ; ) Lol

Its depends if its a complete experience... I've tried once but it was too tight and provider passed. So I'd say $100 for the package.

Angel, I'll do you if you do me first.