I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who voted. I'm honored to be your DOTY. I will wear it as badge of distinction, especially among you mouthbreathers and knuckledraggers who populate this forum. You are some of the dumbest people I've ever encountered. Just when I think you can't possibly be more stupid, you top yourselves. Whether it's gay rey and his endless fantasies of running a gloryhole franchise and all the associated swishy-walking activities that go with it or Mojo and his asinine fake flag bullshit. Lusty Tard, don't think I forgot you, ye of the ass-handing society. I'm glad you finally found your other half, in gay rey. You and simple Jack belong together. He can pick the fields for dingles all day while you enjoy the fruit of his labor. Occupying your nights by cleaning and suckling his filthy, shit-encrusted fingers. All the while cursing Obama and always looking for the clean end of the turd to pick up. There's Admiral Turd Cutter and the famous 777. Never give up looking for that plane, covered in shrubs and cargo netting.
Honorable mentions: WaKKKo, IB, IFFy go fuck yourselves. See you bitches next year.
Originally Posted by WombRaider
Now that's a hell of an acceptance speech woomby !



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WITH A VOTE COUNT OF 4 TIMES WHAT YOUR CLOSEST COMPETITION HAD AND 9 TIMES WHAT YOUR MENTOR ASSUP HAD, IT JUST PROVES WHAT A DIPSHIT THAT YOU ARE ! THAT'S the way to own it !!! Glad to see YOUR efforts have finally paid of for YOU and that YOU'RE finally EARNING the title that YOU so richly deserve ! Wear YOUR crown proudly woomby !

Don't hide YOUR accomplishments like YOU do your faggotry ! Be " out AND proud " with the vote of YOUR betters ! Those "grass roots ' efforts really paid off for YOU, now didn't they woomby ! YOUR Momma / SEEster can finally put one of YOUR trophies on her "mantle " in her cardboard box that doesn't say " participant " !!!

She must be SOOOOO proud of YOU !



So will you be making any " cabinet " appointments during YOUR DOTY reign ? Maybe Ekim can be YOUR Vice-Doty for all the WKing he's done for YOU !!! You two can play those "rusty trombones " at your inauguration " ball " !

You and Ekim and Big Sir can go all




on each other over YOUR win ! Bet a EUNUCH like YOU will looove any fiesta named a BALL !!

Will your 'clients " and fag buddies learn to render the proper woomby " salute " to YOU when ever YOU enter a room

? And YOUR mentor assup should be considered for an Ambassadorship..... to Libya or the ISIS controlled area of Syria and Iraq ?

Make sure you show YOUR trophy to all of YOUR buddies down at Talleywackers and YOUR franchise holes ! YOU can use the award in YOUR ads for YOUR services ! That ought to get more " clients " in for a lot more of those " ropey loads " that YOU so love !!!




Bask in YOUR DOTY glory ! And now YOU have ANOTHER title to go with Gloryhole Guru and The Oral Oracle of the Ozarks !!!