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To the OP: Well she didn't see you, so what? On the bright side you still have your money to spend on another girl or even maybe something more constructive. Nobody likes a whiner, either. Originally Posted by decoyoctopus88
 I just smacked myself in the forehead and said "I could'a had a Miss V" Gonna see you soon Beautiful
 I just smacked myself in the forehead and said "I could'a had a Miss V" Gonna see you soon Beautiful
         
        all of my ads tell you EXACTLY what mood I'm in in... To avoid problems like this thread... This is a hooker board, ya gotta K.I.S.S.!!!!( KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPID!!!) if I post an ad saying I want to be manhandled and leave the session with hand prints on my ass, I expect my inbox to be full of colorful responses!(boring responses go unanswered lol)She gets it!
But if I'm just wanting a relaxing day of fun, I make sure to mention that I'm feeling nicer than usual and am in the mood for something a little softer... Our tastes change just like theirs, but If we don't tell them... How the fuck would they know?!!! Lol they already have SOs they have to mind read emotions with... Getting pussy( that they are paying for!!) shouldn't prove to be just as challenging...
When you tell it like it is, both sides win. Originally Posted by Eryn
 
        Abso-fuckin-lutely. And also my nips are cold right now if you have any glass around needs cuttin'. Originally Posted by Miss ValentinaEvery lady holds the door to her body in her own way. We can only get-in in her way not our way.
 to see miss V? Could Miss V give us any hints to some of us who got the mental hardness for a specific lady? thanks.
 to see miss V? Could Miss V give us any hints to some of us who got the mental hardness for a specific lady? thanks.
        its not that hard... "Type less, suck more".. Post pics in any thread that involves showing tits or ass.. Or yoga pants.. Throw in a pussy pic every now and then and BOOM! Hookn 101.. Originally Posted by ErynHookn 101: rule #1: Only talk dirty when u see tits ass or pussy in the post picture.
 
         
        its not that hard... "Type less, suck more".. Post pics in any thread that involves showing tits or ass.. Or yoga pants.. Throw in a pussy pic every now and then and BOOM! Hookn 101.. Originally Posted by ErynYou are the Boss, Eryn. Nice to have someone from the provider side of the house tell everyone like or as it should be...